Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Why Choose Us?
How are we different and what does that mean?
Lets start from the beginning… In the traditional business world, businesses which have a high employee turnover rate are usually not very good. Either the job itself is a bad one or the working conditions are not good enough to obtain and keep good talent.
Regardless of what this business is, businesses like this are kind of obvious when you are using them for the obvious reasons.
Think about if you yourself were working somewhere which you don’t like. Would you go the extra mile to make sure that your customer’s are happy? Or is quitting time, quitting time…
This is pretty much how most adult entertainment works. It’s why most strippers are lesbians, why most escorts are impersonal and why most adult resorts make you do a “lineup”. Many clients are okay with this, they are not seeking very much and they usually get what they expect. That’s pretty sad and pathetic, but it’s a big world and people who don’t take the time to ensure that they are in good hands usually aren’t.
A “lineup” is basically a presentation of the available ladies for potential customers in a brothel. When you visit a brothel, you don’t go seeking a specific lady, any of them will do and the best in the batch is good enough. You are visiting for an hour and the girls are there for their shift so they are hanging around anyway. A lineup works perfectly in this situation for all of these reasons – you don’t really care which girl you get, you are staying with the winner for only an hour and the girls are hanging around anyway.
Unfortunately, most people are tricked into doing lineups for an erotic holiday of days or weeks. The standard pitch is that you can meet the girls in person and test your chemistry first hand, which sounds great. However that’s just spurious sophistry for the benefit of stupid people who are easy to manipulate.
In the real world, what happens is that those businesses are very low grade service providers and they have no idea which girls will wander in on any given day. What kind of business has no idea what kind of product availability it has? They can’t promise you a specific girl because their girls are not reliable enough to show up according to a set schedule.
You probably don’t care very much at this point if the business itself is crappy and seedy behind the website, but the girl you are going to spend a few days with is obviously very critical. What does it mean when somebody is not reliable enough to show up?
Lets use people from your own life. Is there anybody you know who is not reliable enough to show up for something? Can you describe them in any other way besides observing that they lazy goofballs who have some kind of emotional or psychological problem? A show of hands, how many of them probably also have some kind of substance abuse problem?
How does spending three days or a week with them sound?
Now, among the girls who show up… What kind of person can leave their private life to spend a variable length of time away based on whoever walks in the door (if they win the lineup)? How many days or weeks are you seeking? Do you think that everybody else is visiting for the same length of time?
In your own personal life, can you disappear for one day or one week based on who walks in the door if you win a lineup? Can you do that today? What if we give you one week to prepare, can you leave for one day or one week starting any given day next week? Most people can NOT do that. And most people find those who are this disorganized and detached from real life very creepy.
And taking this one more step further, what are the odds that somebody who is unreliable (but who showed up on the same day you did) will stay with you throughout your whole holiday? The internet is filled with stories about girls from other places who leave their clients, now you know why. Sometimes they just wander away and other times they sneak out while you are sleeping. These are girls who hate you more then they like the free resort food. Most of them think that you are lucky they showed up in the first place.
And the sad part is that you do not even get a better selection if you do a lineup. The biggest brothel here has around two dozen girls on pay day. Depending on when you have your “reception party”, that’s about it. Our gallery tends to fluctuate over time but go and count the number of ladies in our portfolio. We are pleased to offer you a selection of more than four dozen different ladies, twice as much as the largest place which our competitors use to borrow girls. Our photos are recent and accurate, those are the real girls you will enjoy with us and you will receive the girls you select.
And what are borrowed brothel girls or street girls who wander onto the resort like? Well, they are meat sacks you screw for an hour and then leave. That’s what they are use to and that’s all the interest they will show in you. And that’s about as complex as their personality gets. It’s all fun and games until your money stops and the bitch has better things to do somewhere else.
Pretty wild, isn’t it? Sounds like a great “reception party”! And the sad part is that many potential patrons already know that they are going to have lots of drama with these other service providers.
That’s why “switching” is so popular. Basically, most of these girls wear out their welcome very quickly and most those gentleman want to dump their lineup winners the following day.
Isn’t that the whole point of the lineup? You get to meet the girls and test your chemistry in person? What kind of chemistry are you getting if it the lineup winner can’t even grab your interest for a whole day?
Of course we allow switching as well but most of our patrons are happy with the ladies they select and they prefer not too. This is because we don’t use lineups. Our ladies are reliable enough to show up. And they show up because they want to share your holiday with you. And guess what that means for your chemistry…
Here’s a question, how do you know that your selected ladies will show up? Because they are real. Why would we bait-and-switch you if the ladies are real? Think about this, if we screw over our ladies by denying them from visiting you, why would they stay with us?
Even better, you can tell that the girls are real because of our many many photos. We have a newsletter which we email frequently, you can join free of charge and get a few dozen new photos every month. There is no membership fee, we don’t try to sell porn for extra pocket change. Furthermore, you don’t even need to visit us in order to enroll for our newsletter, although you will want too after a couple of months.
And how do you know that these photos mean the girls are real? Well, we take new photos of the girls every week and we shoot them standing in the same spots and we photograph them in different combinations.
How much more obvious can it get?
Here’s a good one, how hard do you have to work in order to photograph a bunch of ladies with a different background in every shot? Well, that’s pretty easy if you are stealing the photos from around the internet. On the other hand, it’s pretty hard if you are shooting actual girls in actual locations near your office or in your resort.
This one is amazingly obvious in hind sight. I’m sure you have noticed that girls tend to change their hair color, style and so forth in real life? We don’t buy stock photo sets or steal them from other websites around the internet so our photos reflect these changes over time. If you are looking at photos which don’t, what do you think that means?
We have a thousand (yes a thousand) photos for our ladies, most of the alternative service providers will show you just a few dozen. If all they have is a few dozen photos and they are so lazy that they never update them, never shoot different girl combinations or bother to stand the girls in the same place, it’s pretty obvious that their photos are fake and you will end up being bait-and-switched with a lineup of brothel girls or walk on street ladies who are use to working by the hour and have the personality to match.
And why do the girls stay with us for years and pose for more photos over and over again? They lead full and normal lives when they do not have appointments, which is one of the reasons why they are so interesting and enjoyable. These photos are their main way of meeting you and they take advantage of that.
What do you think a girl who wants to be on your holiday with you is like? Well, she’s completely different from everything that we have talked about so far with the alternative service providers who feature lineups or do bait-and-switch because they promise fake girls. And these differences are very obvious from the second you meet her until we drop you back off at the airport at the end of your holiday. And these differences are why you will have a great vacation with us.
Basically, your companion is a happy girlfriend who will make you happy as well. She’s fun, vibrant and lively. Even better, she likes you without the need for you to take her shopping or give her a big tip. There is no tipping or shopping needed when you stay with us. On the other hand, gome places suggest daily tips as high as $200. What?
That’s a lot of incentive in order to get somebody to pretend too like you.
A lot of our patrons think that industry terms like “GFE” mean a girl will kiss you. What? I suppose this is a decent yardstick to measure everybody else, what more can you expect from a girl who thinks that you are lucky they she showed up in the first place? In our case a girlfriend means that your companion livens up every aspect of your entire holiday and is your girlfriend.
Most of the alternative service providers we’ve talked about use either street girls who wander onto the property or brothel sluts from somebody else’s brothel. The places that use Eastern Europeans tend to feature the biggest tip requirements (after you arrive but not during the sales pitch obviously). The strange part is that these places purchase indentured servants who are confined to the villa grounds and who are constantly surprised by handlers but it’s still like pulling teeth getting them to promise you a specific girl in advance. How they be so unsure of their merchandise when they practically own and control it like the girls are slaves?
The Alexis Club is the biggest and best service provider in the Dominican Republic and we also provide services in many other locations as well. We take care of our ladies and they want to be with us. We don’t purchase them or force them to do anything.
Instead, being with us is very prestigious and desirable and they fight to be accepted and to stay in our portfolio.
For the obvious reasons, the motivations of your companion is incredibly important. We don’t force them to like you and show you a good time. They do that on their own.
What does this mean to you? Well, because our girls stay with us for years and years, we can promise them to you in advance. We guaranty that you will get the girls you select. And you will like them.
That’s how good our holidays are.
And what are our girls like? Because they want to stay with us and because they want to meet you, you will have the time of your life.
You will be crying when we take you back to the airport. You will not want to leave, our girls get more interesting over time instead of less.
The Dominican Republic is one of the largest Carribean countries, we boast a robust and vibrant nine million hot blooded latin people.
There are three million alone in Santo Domingo, the capital on the southern coast.
Without getting into lots of math about population genetics and bell curves, how smart was the best guy in your high school? And how many
people did you graduate with? Well, our prestige lets us pick and
choose from among the best of the best so are fortunate enough to present only the top latina girls here. If you thought that the best guy out of 500 was pretty smart, how wonderful are the best girls out of nine million?
Even better, Latin ladies have a natural flair for great romance.
They enjoy being sexy and making their man feel like a king. And who can deny that the sultry latin look usually fills out the top of every international beauty competition?
Closer to home, on classified advertisement websites for quick local hookups like Craig’s List, Back Page, City Vibe and our own www.AlexisClub.biz , the girls advertise what people what. How many of those latina ladies brag about being latin in order to entice you?
On the other hand, how many of the listed girls market themselves by saying they are Eastern European? If people wanted Eastern Europeans wouldn’t more of them claim that as part of their sales pitch?
It should be pretty clear that pretending to be Eastern European would require nothing more than a funny accent for most of the girls. If being Eastern European was good for marketing then they would do that.
I guess the girls don’t because that’s not very much in demand.
Isn’t that funny? Some people buy into the Eastern European propaganda and want to visit a latin country for them even though Latin girls are more popular everywhere (including where they just came from). And these people get real snobby about it too. How sad, but as we said earlier, some people are not very thoughtful and they are easy to manipulate.
Either way, spending ten minutes with somebody who is a stuck up self centered bitched is ten minutes too much even if that girl is the hottest top model in the world. Naturally, our first focus is not on physical beauty. That’s only skin deep and it fades after 15 minutes.
Instead, we focus on personality as the main factor to create good chemistry with you. Our girls are warm and sincere because they actually are warm and sincere. There is no role playing and nobody is putting on an act for your benefit. We present real people, you will like them, you will form a connection with them and you will miss them when you have to go home.
This focus is quite a bit different from nearly everybody else. It’s why guests with taste like us and hate where ever you visited last time. Girls who do lineups are good for brothels but not erotic holidays. In a brothel, you screw the meat sack for a little while and then you leave. That’s pretty crude but how else can you describe an hour with a girl who can’t be bothered to learn your name? In an erotic holiday, you enjoy the beach and the resort with your warm and sincere girlfriend in a luxurious tropical and welcoming atmosphere which is fun and relaxing.
Isn’t that what it’s all about? Relaxing?
A good holiday is more than the sum of it’s parts and your girlfriend is just one of the parts. We place just as much focus on your resort setting in order to create the best possible vacation for you.
Again, there are major differences here and they are very obvious.
For example, if girls are their product and they are comfortable at a level which is so low that they can not guarantee you any specific ladies in advance (or they bait and switch you after you arrive), what kind of environment do you think holiday coordinators which use lineups present?
Some of them use budget hotels or bargain resorts. Others them get a rental villa and give you one of the bedrooms. They usually pitch that as quiet and remote in the company of “like minded” people.
Cool, I guess that’s like living in a college dorm again and putting a tie on your door knob. And you get to pick from everybody else’s leftovers. Yeah, a bedroom with a drama queen of the day is pretty crappy when you get right down to it.
We use villas as well, but you get the whole place to yourself.
That’s relaxing, just you and your girlfriend. And we are happy to provide you with just about any kind of villa you would like; we have some on the beach, some in country clubs and some up on the mountain tops. You don’t have to share your villa with anybody, all of the bedrooms are yours. You just have to decide if you want the beach in your back yard, you want free golfing or if you want panoramic views which stretch on for miles and miles over the ocean and our lush tropical beauty.
And if you want a much faster pace during your holiday, we are happy to present a wide range of real resorts to you instead. These places are the kind of resorts which honeymoon couples visit in order to enjoy the tropics. They are beachfront resorts which cost a hundred million dollars to build and you know it.
Are you worried about where we will put you? Don’t take our word for it. You may book the reservations yourself.
A lot of our guests who have previously visited somewhere else like to do this on their first visit with us. Most of these people feel that they were scammed before and this time they want to make sure that everything is much much better.
If you are thinking about a villa stay, there are 350 different options online at…
Of course, do not book a place without letting us know first. Some of these villas are better than others and we’ll be happy to help you find the best atmosphere for you.
If you want a beach resort, the Dominican Republic is proud to present more than 500 of those. They are beachfront and include a casino, disco, a few restaurants, a couple of pools and everything else you expect from a magical holiday setting. Yes, they are all-inclusive!
You can find a rundown of the top hotspots in Punta Cana online at…
There are about 100 beachfront all-inclusive resorts on this page, some of which are magical beyond belief. You will find that some are very small while others are very large, there are adult only places, romantic places, vibrant places, quiet places, fast places, slow places, remote places and everything else in between. And if you don’t find the right setting, there are another 400 options in Bayahibe, Boca Chica, Cabarete, Juan Dolio, La Romana, Puerto Plata, Samana, Santo Domingo, Sosua and many other resort towns. We’ll be happy to help you find the best fit for your holiday.
A lot of the alternative service providers criticize these places by talking about kids and that kind of stuff. What a joke. Seriously, there are 500 different options. If kids bother you, don’t pick one of those. Instead you might want to enjoy one of our private (and sole use) villas or follow the honeymoon couples. Some of those honeymoon couples will make you look like an amateur.
How good are these places? People go to them in order to enjoy them.
Enjoying the resort is the purpose of the holiday. You get to enjoy our ladies as well.
How do our resorts compare against a bedroom somewhere else? Well, our places are operated by hospitality professionals who have hospitality degrees and they are ranked well against a million other high end resorts world wide. If nothing else, they comply with every health and safety legal requirement applicable to all high end global hospitality businesses so you know that you will have a risk free visit. When we say that they are four stars or five stars (as appropriate), that’s what world wide independent hospitality professionals certify. On the other hand, the bedroom in the other options is not ranked anywhere against anything and it’s operated by an adult service provider who can’t even coordinate (or purchase) reliable adult entertainment.
We actually find it kind of insulting when people compare us to the other service providers. Wouldn’t you?
Most of our guests prefer that we handle your villa or resort reservations for you as part of a package. We have a few standard packages for your convenience posted elsewhere on our website but we are happy to coordinate all of these various options (hundreds and hundreds of them) at your preference.
No worries, we will create your ideal dream vacation in every respect!
Our reservations are usually better than what you can coordinate on your own since we have access to the VIP suites which are not available to the general public and our rates are cheaper. However, if you would like to book your own resort reservations directly, we are happy to deduct our resort costs from your holiday and reduce your deposit accordingly.
Note the smaller deposit! We’re happy to work with nervous patrons who are worried about trying us because of bad earlier experiences somewhere else. Booking your own resort reservations allows you to know exactly what you will get and to pay us less up-front. Either way, we are happy to meet you in the airport arrivals lounge with your selected companion.
Yes, you will meet your selected companion in the arrivals lounge before leaving the airport. We do not bait-and-switch, only places which do that refuse to present your companion to you in public. They usually pitch something like needing to go somewhere else for a lineup or that their girls are too beautiful and they cause a scene. Nope and nope. With us you will meet your selected girlfriend in the airport arrivals lounge, she will look like the photos and she will be happy to meet you.
And this brings us back full circle. Because our ladies want to meet you and they want to share your holiday with you, we can promise you the exact girls whom you want to meet. And you will be happy to meet them. We provide the total package – the most wonderful ladies whom you will enjoy, high quality settings and honest sincere services.
We’ll see you soon!
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