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Posted on: October 13th, 2009 The Top Five of All Time – Men’s Gadgets

There are some things that men are apparently completely unable to live without. Recent surveys have indicated that there are five that are more popular than others, these are; the Top Five Men’s Gadgets of all Time:

Number one: Boys love TV’s particularly the wide screen, HD variety, but like their penises, the bigger the better. Add to that surround sound and the latest Blue Ray DVD player and you have the Home Theatre Kit.

Justify the expense to your wife by telling her the initial expenditure will soon be off-set by the amount of money you save by not having to go out to the movies any longer.

2. The Home Brewing Kit – Long ago, 25 years back in the UK, my uncle was making wines from pea pods, potato peels, strawberries and even flowers. He was considered strange, now he is considered a master wine-maker and everyone else wants in on the action.

Home brewing kits are at the top of everyone’s Christmas wish list and they sell like hotcakes at this time of year. The boys are going to love your new booze making skills even more than they love your home theatre system..

3. The iPod – this gizmo is not only popular with men, but the best thing about it is you can record as many movies and as much music as you like, buy a docking station and play these through your home theatre set, while having a few drinks from your home brewing kit with your mates. Your house is going to be a neighborhood favorite stop over. 173 million iPods have been sold world-wide.

4. The Powermat – This is the source that powers your home theatre system and the refrigerator you need to keep the home brew cold. You don’t have to install a plug socket or have long wires trailing to the nearest power outlet. Wires that you might trip over if you have sampled too many tots from your home brew kit. It is the ultimate, wireless electricity source.

Number five: Probably the most important of the lot “SizeGenetics” the ultimate penis enlarger. For more than 2 000 years we have proof that men have been obsessed with the size of their penis. Nothing wrong with that But resorting to length like tying a rock to the end of it and sticking rods down it i s pushing the ticket a bit far. This gadget is medically approved to increase length and girth.

It is doubtful that you are going to invite your new best friends to share in the joy of Size Genetics. But there is no harm in inviting the ladies over to see the results, as well as your home theater system, sample your latest crisp dry white wine, listen to some soft, iPod generated music and see how tidy your wires are.