Posted on: June 19th, 2011 The Big Picture
The Big Picture!
And besides the way they look, you will never find anybody else who will make you feel as wanted and welcomed. That’s our main strength and the true measure of chemistry. What a girl looks like will keep you interested for 15 minutes, the way she acts and the way she is can keep you interested for the rest of your life. Our girls are not only pinup models but you will love every minute with them.
Second, our holidays are amazingly well priced. In North America, most professional escorts cost around $200 to $500 per hour but there are exceptions to every rule and some of them can get up to between $5,000 to $20,000 or more.
Maybe these half hour kind of girls will bother to learn your name and maybe they won’t, if you are smart you won’t care. Either way, what will a whole night cost you with this patron saint of bed sheets? An average of most European and North American escort agencies runs around $1,200 to $1,500 or more. Using the simple math of $150 times 24 hours, we get $1,800. However, using real world examples, 12 hours will cost you around $1,200 to $1,500 (plus dinner). And if 12 hours costs that, the whole day is so much more that most European and North American escort agencies don’t even bother posting that as an option. That’s a lot of money to spend on a middle aged person who hates men and can’t be bothered to learn your name.
In our case; the cost of your airplane tickets, your suite in our all-inclusive beach front resort, your complete meals and drinks and even your girlfriend for the whole day costs the same as a couple of hours where you live. On one hand, you can stay in a Holiday Inn for two hours and get rushed by a middle age woman who barely tolerates you and on the other hand you can put your toes in the sand with a young fresh latina lady who is excited to meet you and will let you know that all day long. She appreciates the fact that you planned in advance to meet her and she is honored that you picked her out among 50 other beautiful girls. Unlike the local woman where you live with her alarm clock and her need for references, guess what your time with our lady will be like…
Seriously, I can’t say this enough. You can insult yourself fucking a girl who thinks you are a necessary evil or, for less money, you can put your toes in the sand and make love with a girl who is excited to spend time with you. And who wouldn’t think this is a good idea, when you compare the actual nuts and bolts of everything? Even the resort stay is worth while. Millions of people save money all year long in order to soak up a little bit of our sun for a week. And their wives probably aren’t putting out so you know we are talking about damn good sun and sand if those people are still going home happy.
And this leads us into our next point, our holidays are as relaxing and great as you are hoping. The Dominican Republic enjoys more than 20 million guests every year, our resorts are among the finest in the world and people visit them just to enjoy them. We provide you with a wide range of professionally created and managed fantasy settings which are, again, so good that normal tourists use them just to enjoy them. They are internationally ranked for excellence by every travel authority in the world, because you really will enjoy yourself.
Our website has a few standard packages which are very popular but we are happy to provide you with your choice of more than 400 other all-inclusive beachfront resorts or more than 1,000 sole use private villas. You may enjoy any atmosphere you would like – adults only, small and quiet, big and vibrant, affordable and reasonable, ultra pampering (with butlers) and everything else in between. You are treating yourself in more ways than one with us.
Spend ten minutes thinking about this and it will hit you like a hammer. A better time costs less with us and you will reminisce about your holiday for years instead of thinking back to a quick fuck for a few weeks.
Some people think it’s a good idea to purchase plane tickets and fly somewhere exotic in order to find a street whore who is as cheap as possible. Okay, but you can risk your life down the street from where you are right now cheaper and without the plane ride.
When you think about it, street girls, or girls from other service providers who are actually repackaged street girls, never expect to see you again and they don’t care about you no matter much you tip them. Why should they care, will they every see you again? Thinking back to the 20 million people mentioned earlier, how many of them will be replacing you on the airplane which is arriving tomorrow? There are a lot of horror stories about people who think they know better, that’s what happens when people insist on learn how things work the hard way.
Because these girls are cheap, they are pretty nasty and dangerous. However, be that as it may, they do provide our competitors with a lot of room for haggling. I wish we could offer you lower prices then they do in order to help bargain hunters with an easier decision but we provide high quality services so we can’t. Every competitor everywhere will probably be happy to underbid us in order to grab your sale but cheap crap is still crap and sometimes a bargain is not a bargain.
It should be intuitively obvious that there is a difference in chocolate, women and everything else. Think about this, there are 50 different brands of bottled water. How can something which is colorless, odorless and tasteless come in 50 different varieties? If that’s true of water, don’t you think that some women are better than others?
Only a fool spends money on an airplane ticket and then seeks out the same kind of shit they have on a street corner as close to their house as their job is. For everybody else, we don’t price ourselves artificially high in order to take advantage of people who equate price with quality and we don’t scrimp on quality in order to price ourselves so low we are forced to market shit to suckers. Instead, we provide the best possible holidays at the best possible price.
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