Posted on: October 18th, 2009 Obsessive Compulsive

Another interesting article from our friends in New York at Dollar Bill’s Psycho Roundup.

I love all these dumbass psychological terms describing geeky loser personalities. (How sensitive am I?) Ya got (among others) your manic depressives, bi-polars (same syndrome – just different terminology) and obsessive-compulsives. I am none of these. I’m not even psychotic. I just pretend to be for effect.

But last week I turned slightly obsessive-compulsive. It seemed like everywhere I went (at least the Korean places) somebody with a vicious cold was either putting her hands on me…sitting on my lap…or simply handing me her infected money. Now I’m very awre of how the cold virus gets transmitted. And one of these best ways to get infected is to touch the ill person’s hands – or money – and then pick your nose or ears…rub your eyes…or eat something with your fingers.

And mindful of all this bull shit, I found myself washing my hands directly after taking money from all these sick girls. Was I taking proper care not to get infected…or simply being obsessive-compulsive about the whole deal? I got the answer two days ago when yet another sick girl came over to my apartment and handed me some money. But this time I forgot to stash the cash and then wash my hands with soap and hot water.

And then I ordered Chinese food and ate an egg roll with my hands. Duh! Twelve hours later…the scratchy throat started. And then I remembered I’d forgotten to do my obsessive-compulsive thing. So in the end, I WASN’T being obsessive compulsive. I was being rational after all. So much for Obsessive-compulsive Bill. Or even Psycho Bill. I think I’ll rename myself Rational Bill. And hopefully, the next time a sick girl hands me money, I’ll remember to be to display those supposedly obsessive-compulsive tendencies that kept me cold-free until yesterday.

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