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Welcome first timers!

As with anything else, everything special requires a little bit of effort or it would not be worth while.  Planning a great holiday is just like that and an adult erotic vacation has it’s own special kind of taboos on top of that.

First time guests are always nervous, you wouldn’t be human if you weren’t.  We understand that and it’s perfectly normal.  Don’t worry, everybody is new at everything at some point.  We’ve been doing this for 26 years, thousands of earlier guests have felt the same way you do right now.

On one hand, an adult holiday is a lot of money and, on the other hand, most of the alternative service providers are so shoddy that they are practically scams.  Everybody has heard horror stories about them that their girls are nasty and vicious, that their girls don’t stay, that their girls don’t have sex, that their girls push for tips, that their girls steal, how you might end up sleeping in a tent, how you might not even get any girls and so forth.  The number and variety of horror stories are endless, which is why you should go with the Alexis Club and why you should call me so that I can put you at ease about how none of that will happen to you.

After 26 years in the adult industry, I have written the bible on great holidays.  As a result of our commitment to great holidays and client satisfaction, our guests agree that they receive more exclusive service than they expected and that their trip was an extraordinary value.  This is easy to see, many of them return annually and sometimes even sooner.

As part of your first step exploring an adult vacation, I’d like to talk to you in person so that you can see how well I’m going to take great care of you.  It’s not that I’m going to be polite and all of that other fluff, my competitors excel at ingratiating themselves but they still do all of those horror stories to you after your arrival anyway.  Saying this or that is bullshit, talk is cheap.  Instead, I’m going to show you.

In addition to answering your questions, I’m going to show you how to understand what I am saying to you.  You will understand how you will have a great time, it will make sense to you and you will be able to step into your airplane in complete confidence that everything will work out great for you.

Basically, I’m not asking you to trust me, I am asking you for the opportunity to earn your trust.

How am I going to earn your trust?  I’m going to show you that I am worthy of it.  For example, some people believe that the key to a good holiday is stuff that is not adult related.  Okay, but that seems pretty stupid when you think about it.  How can the stuff that makes an adult holiday good be the stuff that is not adult related?  The villa is a good example of that, are you going to spend the day and have sex with a pile of cement or the girls inside of it?  So, despite most of the alternative service providers focusing on their rental villa so much, what’s the most important part of your holiday?

This sort of stuff is common sense in hind sight.  Coordinating a great holiday for yourself is very simple once you understand more of what you are looking at.  Every aspect is common sense like this, obviously the girls are the most important part of your holiday but it’s easy to be side tracked by miscellaneous fluff when you don’t know the right questions to ask.

Another common foolishness is that most of the alternative service providers have turned their huge employee turnover into a positive thing with lineups like you are in a brothel.  Brothel lineups only work in a brothel with girls for an hour.  They do not work for adult holidays, which is why the alternative service providers talk about switching ladies so much.  Switching girls so much in order to fix the problems the brothel style lineups have caused in the first place is like patching up the plumbing in your house with oatmeal.

Why don’t brothel lineups work?  That’s simple common sense.  Among many other reasons, can you leave your life for one day or one week depending on who walks in the door an hour from now?  What kind of person do you think can?  And 24 hours with that fucked up bitch sounds great to you?

How well do you think a company which has an amazingly high turnover and has no idea which girls will show up on any given day operates?

Can you name any business anywhere which does anything and has this kind of unpredictability that operates well? Worse, what do you think those girls are like?  Think back to when you were much younger and doing a summer job somewhere, did you put your heart and soul into making the best possible hamburger and fries you could?

You can discover an assortment of other problems with brothel girls and lineups after thinking about it for a little bit but the bottom line is that lineups are a joke.  Despite the hype about being able to talk to the girls who are hanging around for ten minutes, in the real world, those companies just operate so poorly that they have no idea which girls will show up on any given day.  And those are the people who are going to make sure you have a great time?

Lets talk about the photos of the girls for a minute, now that we have explored the ladies a little bit, it should be clear that the photos are a good indication of the kind of holiday you will have.  Fake photos means that your holiday will be shoddy, you will not enjoy yourself and you will not believe you obtained good value no matter how little you paid.  Those companies only expect to see you once, and they will take as much advantage of you as possible during your one and only visit to them.

One easy way to avoid these problems, now that you know better, is to see if the photos are fake or not.  Common sense indicates there will probably be problems if the photos you are provided are limited in number, feature different backgrounds, don’t include multiple girls together who are also in other photos separately, are not updated over time and so forth.

Why would you visit an adult resort that has obviously fake girls if the girls are the point of your trip?

To put you at better ease and to show you the actual real girls whom you may enjoy with us, our photos are the opposite.  We update our photos in general and of all our girls individually over time (practically weekly for the last several years), we photograph our girls in different combinations, we photograph them with the same backgrounds and so forth.  Obviously, our girls are real.  Obviously, our girls stay with us a long time.

When you think about this, how much better will your holiday be if you enjoy the girls you want and that those girls want to be with you?

As you discover more about how adult holidays work and what that means, we will also be learning more about you.  This helps us steer you towards the ladies who will produce the best chemistry with you.

Chemistry is why some people are your friends while others are your enemies, it’s a crazy thing that is more than skin deep.

Another way we visibly take great care of you is to weed out undesirable potential guests.  You will not have to stay in our resort side-by-side with everybody who walks in off the street.  And you will not get girls who are jaded and have been screwed over by those assholes.  As simply as this can be stated, it takes more than the ability to pay in order to be our client.

One of the problems with the hospitality business is that there are some really crazy people out there.  It’s just not possible to make everybody happy and we’re not interested in exposing you to those insane whack jobs in order to earn just a little bit extra during the week of your visit.  We work like a country club, screening out the trouble makers when we talk to them ensures that everybody else will have a much better time.

Sure, arguing with insane people gives us more than our fair share of mortal enemies but that’s the cost of doing a business which provides everybody who is reasonably normal the best possible service we can provide.  This is just one of the ways we take great care of you, our black list policies are well described and strongly enforced. As another example of more common sense in hind sight, not forcing you to put up with assholes seems like another great example of how we show our guests the best possible time.

This kind of stuff is common sense when you think about it.  All of the horror stories that you have heard are avoidable, if you will call me and allow me to help you avoid those problems.

I hope by now you are starting to see some of the ways that we ensure you will receive and enjoy everything you expect.  Our photos indicate that the girls are real and wonderful.  Our blacklisting of troublemakers ensure you will have a simple and drama free holiday.

All of this is common sense now that you are starting to understand the right kind of questions to ask.

People who scam others for a living have no problem lying to you or being nice in order to close a sale.  That’s the whole point of a scam, separating suckers from their money.  However, everything I have already said is common sense and it’s the tip of the iceberg about how I want to help you relax now and enjoy yourself later.  I will put your fears to ease and I will earn your trust.  I’m not going to be more polite to you than anybody else, I’m not going to promise you more than anybody else and I’m not going to do any funny games.

However, what I will do, is deliver more to you and you will know that after talking to me for just five or ten minutes.

I would like to ease your apprehension with a simple phone call that will allow me to answer all of your questions and explain why you will

enjoy yourself with us.   Please call me any time, day or night, I am

always available to you for any questions or concerns you have.  My name is Alexis, I’m just an average guy who’s been doing this for a long time and I stand behind my holidays.  My phone number, toll and obligation free, is

1 – 800 – 919 – 9794.  Please call me today!

Services in the tropics are different from what most people expect, you can have the time of your life but it’s not like in the movies.

First, as many people gossip, there are lots and lots of street whores.  However, many of these girls can be very dangerous since they never expect to see you again, there is nobody you can complain too and there are more tourists flying in tomorrow so they don’t care about you no matter how much you tip them.  Next, because these drama queens are very likely to harm you or steal from you, nearly all decent resorts work very hard to keep them out. 
A tropical beach resort is not like a business hotel in North America or Europe.  Only registered guests are allowed to enter and they will not let you register a street whore.  There is no sneaking anybody up to your room or anything like that, if you don’t coordinate your companion in advance than you will not have one. 
Finally, if you thought you were tired of bait-and-switch high drama ugly girls back home, wait until you are a tourist for a couple of days fresh off the airplane.  For circus people, you would be a "rube"; for our competitors you are called a "trick".  In just our little slice of the tropics, the Dominican Republic enjoys more than 20 million guests per year so guess how easily replaceable you are!  How many people is 20 million?

Well, you are 1 visitor plus at least 19,999,999 more.  As you can imagine, most of our competitors view you about the same the street whores do and they will not equal our high level of service no matter how many promises they make in order to close your sale.  Of course, none of this needs to happen to you.  You just need to think about your holiday a little bit and take yourself more seriously. 
For example, would you hop on an airplane for a business trip without any advanced planning and see what happens?  Isn’t your personal enjoyment as important as the work you do for your boss?  Please call or email us today so we can show you how simple and easy it is for you to enjoy everything you want and expect.

For years now this question pops up and is a legitimate one and difficult to answer with what we see happening around. I will try to explain You my version, the best possible, considering my command of the English language is not that great: Have been in the business for 24 years this September 24th. We maintain 10 sites with hosting and webmaster fees. We spent thousands of dollars for advertising every week. We have 6 phone lines with toll free numbers covering every corner on this planet and we staff the phone lines 24/7. We answer the Live Help most of the day and night. We maintain offices with staff. We pay weekly – monthly – yearly fees, there is not enough space to post them here. Now does it make any sense after all these, to try to scam you of a few hundred dollars of deposit? The largest portion is paid after you arrive. These are funds are used to pre-pay the all inclusive resort which you can confirm your booking by calling the resort. It does not make sense and on top, You can easily post a letter on the Net with facts and official invoices that can bring the whole operation down! Again I ask you, would you go through all that trouble for a few hundred dollars? And if yes, how many times we could have escaped criticism in 24 years?

Same topic I posted with the help of a friend in 2001:

How do I know you are not a scam?

For many years, especially since 1998 with the Internet, had so many callers asking the same question,

I enjoy speaking with all of my prospective guests and answering their questions. I am available 24 hours a day to help you. I work hard to provide a good vacation and continually strive to improve and change in part due to my many conversations with all of you. I designed my web site to answer all of your questions before you even speak with me. Nevertheless, the purpose of the website is getting you to call me and become a friend.

One question remains and it is often asked, “How do I know you are not a scam?” That question is not easy to answer. (Henni Youngman) “How’s your wife?” “Compared to what?”

Since we are both a Canadian and Dominican company, I will keep the answer Canadian. Was Canada 3000 or JetsGo just a fraud? These Canadian Airlines went out of business and stranded thousand of travelers. Some of the travelers lost all of the money they paid without recourse. I have been in the adult travel business for over 15 years. I am proud to say every customer had a great time and got home safely.

“How do I know you are not a scam?” Compared to what company? Ford Motor Company recently recalled thousands of vehicles due to a problem that actually resulted in the death by fire of few of the occupants of a Ford vehicle. A problem they knew about for almost a decade. OK what you mean is a fraud when compared to the other adult travel companies.

Since the advent of the Internet, anybody can put up a site in a day and start a business but we were the first ones to design that vacation 15 years ago. We were the ones that took large loses until we found the balance between pricing and services; we are the ones that understand the hospitality Industry and adult business too (which is the tougher part).

“How do I know you are not a scam?” The short answer is “You don’t!”

However, we are much less a scam than almost everyone else. You have a better chance of being scammed by your government, any airline, E-Bay or any internet company. We will work hard to make you happy. Your happiness IS our business, our only business. In addition, we only accept a deposit. The majority of the cost of the trip is not paid until you are at the resort and checked in.

Lee Iacocca: “If you can find a better adult vacation buy it!”

Welcome to the Alexis Club!  We’ve got a different concept in adult entertainment.  Among our portfolio of options, we think it’s a good idea to provide you with real resorts which are internationally ranked for quality and wonderful girls who match them. 
Of course, not every alternative service provider believes this way, but their comments to the contrary are spin control since they can’t duplicate the high level of pampering which we provide.  For example, you hear a lot about how "so and so won’t put you with families and kids." 
That’s a great sound byte to justify getting kicked out of the real resorts and making you think a handful of employees in somebody’s villa is almost the same thing.  In fact, you’d almost think that was the plan from the start.

Lets face it, a real resort provides real amenities.  It sits on a powder white sandy beach , it includes a couple of pools, it includes four to six restaurants, it includes four to six bars, it includes a casino, it includes a disco, it includes an excursion staff, a housekeeping staff and a hundred other people who will make sure that your vacation is world class.

When you get down to it, this is the tropics and love is in the air.  Most people will assume that you are just one more honeymoon couple among many.  Isn’t that what you are, two people who can’t get enough of each other?  Why hide like you are embarrassed or guilty of something, enjoy yourself in some of the best world class beach resorts available with some of the best girls to match. 
Even though most of the alternative adult entertainment here is squirreled away from civilized venues like it’s something dirty, the Dominican Republic is actually a wonderful country filled with cosmopolitan and open minded people.

In contrast to the repressive flavor found in many other countries, adult entertainment here is ‘mostly’ legal.  You are legally able to employ paid companions in some of the best resorts on some of the best beaches in the world.  The only thing the Dominican Republic asks for this privilege is that your beach resort and your girls ensure you are safe.  For example, your companions must be free of all communicable deceases, which is something that we take very seriously and that we hope you do too.

Naturally, all sex and physical intimacy which occurs between your companion and yourself is a choice between two consenting adults.  For the obvious reasons, no sexual activities or physical intimacy are being purchased or sold.  That being said, you’ll find our girls are very open minded and insatiable.  Still, in deference to the above, you’ll find them to be classy ladies who are interested in safe sex only.

If you understand the advantages of enjoying a real resort which is internationally ranked for excellence, than you also understand the kind of girls that we seek out for you.  We provide only the finest young and vibrant latina girls who are sincerely pleasing.

We don’t employ townees because they happen to live next to the resort on one hand and we do not employ replacement girls, all our ladies are National beautiful Hot Latinas.  We are very selective of our ladies, we screen them very closely and we use only the finest girls in the country.  Most of them are latina girls from Santo Domingo, the capital of the Dominican Republic with three million residents.

The girls who meet our high standards tend to stay with us for a very long time.  We don’t force them, they stay with us because they want too.  This is how we can promise you the same girl in our photos, our photos are real and those are the girls we feature.

In contrast to our philosophy of pampering the girls who pamper you, most "adult resorts" take the opposite approach.  We can promise you any specific girl for any length of time.

We provide a very pampering atmosphere, the girls love it and that shows.  Our girls don’t use drugs, they don’t even smoke cigarettes.  Our girls don’t have "headaches", our girls don’t ride their cell phone, our girls don’t hate men, our girls don’t give you drama and our girls won’t steal from you.  Instead, they are just fun loving girls who are enjoying honeymoons with the gentlemen of their dreams.  At least until they accept one of their marriage proposals. 
Most of our clientss can’t believe the difference in our girls and the advantages of a real resort with real amenities. When should we book your honeymoon in a real resort with your wonderful selected girlfriend?

The Alexis Club is the largest and best adult entertainment service provider in the Dominican Republic and the Caribbean.  We are pleased to maintain a high volume of clientss, many of whom return, which is why we have so many wonderful ladies.  Our high return rate is why we update our photos every month and why we do not cut corners on our holidays.  Unlike other service providers, we assume that you will return so it is foolish to be penny-wise and pound-foolish.  And you probably will return because we are very good at what we do.

Still, that being said, it’s not possible for one company to be everything for everybody so I have created a “family” of websites.  Our alternate websites feature the same wonderful ladies at the same high-value attractive prices but the formats on them are different because those websites are designed for different potential patrons. 
We are not designed for bargain hunting patrons, an adult erotic holiday is more complex than the price which is quoted on the bottom line.  For example, there is a range of resort options and the setting which provides your hospitality is half of your holiday experience.  Naturally, it’s not possible to compromise in that regard.  The same with the type of room in your selected resort, you will be provided with the class that we promise.  Again, there are no corners which we cut.  Finally, we provide high quality ladies who behave like high quality ladies, they are worth their weight in gold. 
A percentage of our website viewers believe that one lady is as good as another or that the resort which is included is not important.  That is unwise, but probably not a misunderstanding which a few quick sentences can fix. 
Another percentage of our viewers are responsible and sophisticated potential patrons who, quite naturally, want to check an assortment of different options in order to find the most applicable holiday package for them.  During your research, if you discovered any of our alternate websites, these notes have been written for you. 
Although there are an assortment of different websites in family, we do not bait-and-switch.  All of our websites feature the same girls because those are our real ladies.  Our ladies are real, as you can determine, by looking at the photos.  All of the ladies have stood in the same spots, we take numerous new photos of the same girls over time, we photograph them in different settings and we even photograph them together in different combinations. 
Taking this a step further, our ladies are not only real but they look just like the photos.  Although our first criteria in selecting ladies is a warm and pleasing personality, you will find that our girls really are that beautiful in real life.

One final point, please note that some of the alternative websites which feature our ladies might NOT be a part of our family. If you’re not sure, please inquire for details and I’ll be happy to verify them for you!

I mention this because our ladies are so beautiful that many fake service providers and websites have stolen our pictures for use illegally.  For example, we have ladies which are able to travel internationally and visit you in your home instead of on the beach here in the Caribbean.  However, they do not change their name and promote themselves as “local” ladies with local phone numbers on announcement websites such as “Craig’s List” or “Backpage” unless you see the AlexisClub logo.  You will not meet us if you respond to those local phone numbers. We advise you to be cautious about stolen photos and to contact us if you are unsure, we are happy to help you!

The Big Picture!

Many of our guests don’t understand how Alexis Club holidays work very clearly until they arrive and see everything first hand.  Sometimes their initial thoughts and perceptions can be pretty far off the mark!  Basically, our holidays are what we promise, great girls in great resorts for a great time.  We don’t mind showing you how things work in person but it is a shame when incorrect thoughts or ideas may be stopping you from having a good time.  Lets clean up some of the common myths and misconceptions which are probably killing the fun for you.   
The most common misconception is that we are just like the services in North America but more expensive or more of a hassle. No, our girls are ten times better and we are an amazing deal for several reasons. 
First, our ladies are beautiful young latin hotties who make you feel like a king.  They are not mature women who hate men and will rush you through your minutes until you leave.  Our girls want to please their man and enjoy fun in the sun with you!  You can see our girls in our gallery, those are the actual ladies you will enjoy and your holiday is free if you don’t get the girls you want.

And besides the way they look, you will never find anybody else who will make you feel as wanted and welcomed.  That’s our main strength and the true measure of chemistry.  What a girl looks like will keep you interested for 15 minutes, the way she acts and the way she is can keep you interested for the rest of your life.  Our girls are not only pinup models but you will love every minute with them.

Second, our holidays are amazingly well priced.  In North America, most professional escorts cost around $200 to $500 per hour but there are exceptions to every rule and some of them can get up to between $5,000 to $20,000 or more. 
$20,000?  I can’t believe it either!  Of course, those are professionals and most people are happy enough with bait-and-switch skank from a classified advertisement with “100% real” fake photos.  Those girls are in a dime a dozen and usually cost around $150 or more for a half hour or full hour.  I suppose we seem expensive if you can pay $150 for a half hour and be done with it but what want something better than that?  We don’t offer seedy services like that, our guests need more than an hour to satisfy them. What is $150 times 48 half hours?  Lets say 24 hours instead, that’s $1,800 per day.  We provide that plus the cost of your beachfront resort suite at around a third of this price.

Maybe these half hour kind of girls will bother to learn your name and maybe they won’t, if you are smart you won’t care.  Either way, what will a whole night cost you with this patron saint of bed sheets?  An average of most European and North American escort agencies runs around $1,200 to $1,500 or more.  Using the simple math of $150 times 24 hours, we get $1,800.  However, using real world examples, 12 hours will cost you around $1,200 to $1,500 (plus dinner).  And if 12 hours costs that, the whole day is so much more that most European and North American escort agencies don’t even bother posting that as an option.  That’s a lot of money to spend on a middle aged person who hates men and can’t be bothered to learn your name.

In our case; the cost of your airplane tickets, your suite in our all-inclusive beach front resort, your complete meals and drinks and even your girlfriend for the whole day costs the same as a couple of hours where you live.  On one hand, you can stay in a Holiday Inn for two hours and get rushed by a middle age woman who barely tolerates you and on the other hand you can put your toes in the sand with a young fresh latina lady who is excited to meet you and will let you know that all day long.  She appreciates the fact that you planned in advance to meet her and she is honored that you picked her out among 50 other beautiful girls.  Unlike the local woman where you live with her alarm clock and her need for references, guess what your time with our lady will be like…

Seriously, I can’t say this enough.  You can insult yourself fucking a girl who thinks you are a necessary evil or, for less money, you can put your toes in the sand and make love with a girl who is excited to spend time with you.  And who wouldn’t think this is a good idea, when you compare the actual nuts and bolts of everything? Even the resort stay is worth while.  Millions of people save money all year long in order to soak up a little bit of our sun for a week.  And their wives probably aren’t putting out so you know we are talking about damn good sun and sand if those people are still going home happy.

And this leads us into our next point, our holidays are as relaxing and great as you are hoping.  The Dominican Republic enjoys more than 20 million guests every year, our resorts are among the finest in the world and people visit them just to enjoy them.  We provide you with a wide range of professionally created and managed fantasy settings which are, again, so good that normal tourists use them just to enjoy them.  They are internationally ranked for excellence by every travel authority in the world, because you really will enjoy yourself. 
Do we need to say that one more time?  We all know that most of our competitors will promise you anything and everything just to close a sale.  Everything we say is the truth and, for the fourth or fifth time, you will enjoy yourself in our resorts and they are so good that people visit them just to enjoy them.

Our website has a few standard packages which are very popular but we are happy to provide you with your choice of more than 400 other all-inclusive beachfront resorts or more than 1,000 sole use private villas.  You may enjoy any atmosphere you would like – adults only, small and quiet, big and vibrant, affordable and reasonable, ultra pampering (with butlers) and everything else in between.  You are treating yourself in more ways than one with us.

Spend ten minutes thinking about this and it will hit you like a hammer.  A better time costs less with us and you will reminisce about your holiday for years instead of thinking back to a quick fuck for a few weeks. 
At the other end of the spectrum, the other common misconception is that sex is cheap in the tropics.  Sure, it costs the same to sleep with a street walker in the tropics as with a street walker or crack whore in North America and Europe.  Actually, street walkers here usually cost more than the crack whores near you.

Some people think it’s a good idea to purchase plane tickets and fly somewhere exotic in order to find a street whore who is as cheap as possible.  Okay, but you can risk your life down the street from where you are right now cheaper and without the plane ride.

When you think about it, street girls, or girls from other service providers who are actually repackaged street girls, never expect to see you again and they don’t care about you no matter much you tip them. Why should they care, will they every see you again? Thinking back to the 20 million people mentioned earlier, how many of them will be replacing you on the airplane which is arriving tomorrow?  There are a lot of horror stories about people who think they know better, that’s what happens when people insist on learn how things work the hard way.

Because these girls are cheap, they are pretty nasty and dangerous.  However, be that as it may, they do provide our competitors with a lot of room for haggling.  I wish we could offer you lower prices then they do in order to help bargain hunters with an easier decision but we provide high quality services so we can’t.  Every competitor everywhere will probably be happy to underbid us in order to grab your sale but cheap crap is still crap and sometimes a bargain is not a bargain. 
In our case, we take great care in the holidays that we present.  It’s sort of like the difference between Godiva and Hersheys.  Sure they are both chocolate, but would be safe to say that one of them is much better than the other? Certainly Godiva costs more but price does not mean the same thing as quality.  Quality results only from the value of the raw materials you use plus the care and attention which is placed into the creation of the finished product. With the standard level chocolate, there are an average of eight insect legs in every bar.  Is that level of quality worth the extra cost which greater care and attention plus better raw materials command?

It should be intuitively obvious that there is a difference in chocolate, women and everything else.  Think about this, there are 50 different brands of bottled water.  How can something which is colorless, odorless and tasteless come in 50 different varieties?  If that’s true of water, don’t you think that some women are better than others? 
We have found that a good holiday is not about the sex, it’s about the companionship during the rest of the day.  Good chemistry is not about breast size or the way somebody looks in photos, it’s about warm personalities, inviting friendship and great atmosphere.  Our ladies are quite a bit different from the Jerry Springer guests which most people who seek cheap prices expect to find.

Only a fool spends money on an airplane ticket and then seeks out the same kind of shit they have on a street corner as close to their house as their job is.  For everybody else, we don’t price ourselves artificially high in order to take advantage of people who equate price with quality and we don’t scrimp on quality in order to price ourselves so low we are forced to market shit to suckers.  Instead, we provide the best possible holidays at the best possible price. 
Whatever your expectations, up or down, don’t get mislead by your past experiences with scams and foolishness.  We cost less than North Americans and Europeans plus you will enjoy yourself with our ladies and our resorts more.  At the other end of the spectrum, we cost more than street whores and bargain service providers but our girls won’t act like bitches and treat you like shit.  There are a lot of myths and misconceptions about erotic tropical holidays, you will be happy you visited us no matter what you thought was a good idea before.  Give us a call and we’ll be happy to help you find the best package which will be perfect in every respect for you.

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Services in the tropics are different from what most people expect, you can have the time of your life but it’s not like in the movies.

First, as many people gossip, there are lots and lots of street whores.  However, many of these girls can be very dangerous since they never expect to see you again, there is nobody you can complain too and there are more tourists flying in tomorrow so they don’t care about you no matter how much you tip them.  Next, because these drama queens are very likely to harm you or steal from you, nearly all decent resorts work very hard to keep them out.  A tropical beach resort is not like a business hotel in North America or Europe.  Only registered guests are allowed to enter and they will not let you register a street whore.

There is no sneaking anybody up to your room or anything like that, if you don’t coordinate your companion in advance than you will not have one.  Finally, if you thought you were tired of bait-and-switch high drama ugly girls back home, wait until you are a tourist for a couple of days fresh off the airplane.  For circus people, you would be a "rube"; for our competitors you are called a "trick".  In just our little slice of the tropics, the Dominican Republic enjoys more than 20 million guests per year so guess how easily replaceable you are!  How many people is 20 million?

Well, you are 1 visitor plus at least 19,999,999 more.  As you can imagine, most of our competitors view you about the same the street whores do and they will not equal our high level of service no matter how many promises they make in order to close your sale.  Of course, none of this needs to happen to you.  You just need to think about your holiday a little bit and take yourself more seriously.  For example, would you hop on an airplane for a business trip without any advanced planning and see what happens?  Isn’t your personal enjoyment as important as the work you do for your boss?  Please call or email us today so we can show you how simple and easy it is for you to enjoy everything you want and expect.

Before you attempt to book your own accommodations, Please call so we can advice you how best to do it.  It will make it easier for you and us.

It can be very complicated and costly on top of the daily escort charges and transportation charges if you reside outside Santo Domingo.

If you decide not to call us,  here are few points to make everything easier.

1.  Make sure the management and the front desk staff of the day know that you will bring an outside guest/escort.  All Inclusive Resorts do not allow guests staying for less that 24 hours. The majority but not all, expect you to check in with your guest at the same time and the guest has paid the all inclusive package, for the length of your stay. 
2.  Make sure you pay for the all inclusive package for your escort so she can get her tag or bracelet.

3.  Ask them if you need to register your guest/escort while you do your own reservation on line or your Travel Agent or after you arrive. (Note: some escorts feel uneasy giving you their proper ID for registration, we had few bad experiences with clients stalking them with the information they had on hand).

4.  Make sure you have a clear plan of where we will meet you.  Sometimes you need to meet us at the gate other times at the front desk.  No one can walk in to a room of an all inclusive resort, all guests have to be registered and you are the only one who can register the escort.

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