Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Why Choose Us?

How are we different and what does that mean?

If you are taking the time to read this information, you are probably going to have a great holiday.  For example, you may not know why our ability to promise you specific girls is important or what that means (yet), but you are taking yourself seriously enough to learn.

Lets start from the beginning…  In the traditional business world, businesses which have a high employee turnover rate are usually not very good.  Either the job itself is a bad one or the working conditions are not good enough to obtain and keep good talent.

Regardless of what this business is, businesses like this are kind of obvious when you are using them for the obvious reasons.

Think about if you yourself were working somewhere which you don’t like.  Would you go the extra mile to make sure that your customer’s are happy?  Or is quitting time, quitting time…

This is pretty much how most adult entertainment works.  It’s why most strippers are lesbians, why most escorts are impersonal and why most adult resorts make you do a “lineup”.  Many clients are okay with this, they are not seeking very much and they usually get what they expect.  That’s pretty sad and pathetic, but it’s a big world and people who don’t take the time to ensure that they are in good hands usually aren’t.

A “lineup” is basically a presentation of the available ladies for potential customers in a brothel.  When you visit a brothel, you don’t go seeking a specific lady, any of them will do and the best in the batch is good enough.  You are visiting for an hour and the girls are there for their shift so they are hanging around anyway.  A lineup works perfectly in this situation for all of these reasons – you don’t really care which girl you get, you are staying with the winner for only an hour and the girls are hanging around anyway.

Unfortunately, most people are tricked into doing lineups for an erotic holiday of days or weeks.  The standard pitch is that you can meet the girls in person and test your chemistry first hand, which sounds great.  However that’s just spurious sophistry for the benefit of stupid people who are easy to manipulate.

In the real world, what happens is that those businesses are very low grade service providers and they have no idea which girls will wander in on any given day.  What kind of business has no idea what kind of product availability it has? They can’t promise you a specific girl because their girls are not reliable enough to show up according to a set schedule.

You probably don’t care very much at this point if the business itself is crappy and seedy behind the website, but the girl you are going to spend a few days with is obviously very critical.  What does it mean when somebody is not reliable enough to show up?

Lets use people from your own life.  Is there anybody you know who is not reliable enough to show up for something?  Can you describe them in any other way besides observing that they lazy goofballs who have some kind of emotional or psychological problem?  A show of hands, how many of them probably also have some kind of substance abuse problem?

How does spending three days or a week with them sound?

Now, among the girls who show up…  What kind of person can leave their private life to spend a variable length of time away based on whoever walks in the door (if they win the lineup)?  How many days or weeks are you seeking?  Do you think that everybody else is visiting for the same length of time?

In your own personal life, can you disappear for one day or one week based on who walks in the door if you win a lineup?  Can you do that today?  What if we give you one week to prepare, can you leave for one day or one week starting any given day next week?  Most people can NOT do that.  And most people find those who are this disorganized and detached from real life very creepy.

And taking this one more step further, what are the odds that somebody who is unreliable (but who showed up on the same day you did) will stay with you throughout your whole holiday?  The internet is filled with stories about girls from other places who leave their clients, now you know why.  Sometimes they just wander away and other times they sneak out while you are sleeping.  These are girls who hate you more then they like the free resort food.  Most of them think that you are lucky they showed up in the first place.

And the sad part is that you do not even get a better selection if you do a lineup.  The biggest brothel here has around two dozen girls on pay day.  Depending on when you have your “reception party”, that’s about it.  Our gallery tends to fluctuate over time but go and count the number of ladies in our portfolio. We are pleased to offer you a selection of more than four dozen different ladies, twice as much as the largest place which our competitors use to borrow girls. Our photos are recent and accurate, those are the real girls you will enjoy with us and you will receive the girls you select.

And what are borrowed brothel girls or street girls who wander onto the resort like?  Well, they are meat sacks you screw for an hour and then leave.  That’s what they are use to and that’s all the interest they will show in you.  And that’s about as complex as their personality gets.  It’s all fun and games until your money stops and the bitch has better things to do somewhere else.

Pretty wild, isn’t it?  Sounds like a great “reception party”!  And the sad part is that many potential patrons already know that they are going to have lots of drama with these other service providers.

That’s why “switching” is so popular.  Basically, most of these girls wear out their welcome very quickly and most those gentleman want to dump their lineup winners the following day.

Isn’t that the whole point of the lineup?  You get to meet the girls and test your chemistry in person?  What kind of chemistry are you getting if it the lineup winner can’t even grab your interest for a whole day?

Of course we allow switching as well but most of our patrons are happy with the ladies they select and they prefer not too.  This is because we don’t use lineups.  Our ladies are reliable enough to show up.  And they show up because they want to share your holiday with you.  And guess what that means for your chemistry…

Here’s a question, how do you know that your selected ladies will show up?  Because they are real.  Why would we bait-and-switch you if the ladies are real?  Think about this, if we screw over our ladies by denying them from visiting you, why would they stay with us?

Even better, you can tell that the girls are real because of our many many photos.  We have a newsletter which we email frequently, you can join free of charge and get a few dozen new photos every month.  There is no membership fee, we don’t try to sell porn for extra pocket change.  Furthermore, you don’t even need to visit us in order to enroll for our newsletter, although you will want too after a couple of months.

And how do you know that these photos mean the girls are real?  Well, we take new photos of the girls every week and we shoot them standing in the same spots and we photograph them in different combinations.

How much more obvious can it get?

Here’s a good one, how hard do you have to work in order to photograph a bunch of ladies with a different background in every shot?  Well, that’s pretty easy if you are stealing the photos from around the internet.  On the other hand, it’s pretty hard if you are shooting actual girls in actual locations near your office or in your resort.

This one is amazingly obvious in hind sight.  I’m sure you have noticed that girls tend to change their hair color, style and so forth in real life?  We don’t buy stock photo sets or steal them from other websites around the internet so our photos reflect these changes over time.  If you are looking at photos which don’t, what do you think that means?

We have a thousand (yes a thousand) photos for our ladies, most of the alternative service providers will show you just a few dozen.  If all they have is a few dozen photos and they are so lazy that they never update them, never shoot different girl combinations or bother to stand the girls in the same place, it’s pretty obvious that their photos are fake and you will end up being bait-and-switched with a lineup of brothel girls or walk on street ladies who are use to working by the hour and have the personality to match.

And why do the girls stay with us for years and pose for more photos over and over again?  They lead full and normal lives when they do not have appointments, which is one of the reasons why they are so interesting and enjoyable.  These photos are their main way of meeting you and they take advantage of that.

What do you think a girl who wants to be on your holiday with you is like?  Well, she’s completely different from everything that we have talked about so far with the alternative service providers who feature lineups or do bait-and-switch because they promise fake girls.  And these differences are very obvious from the second you meet her until we drop you back off at the airport at the end of your holiday.  And these differences are why you will have a great vacation with us.

Basically, your companion is a happy girlfriend who will make you happy as well.  She’s fun, vibrant and lively.  Even better, she likes you without the need for you to take her shopping or give her a big tip. There is no tipping or shopping needed when you stay with us. On the other hand, gome places suggest daily tips as high as $200.  What?

That’s a lot of incentive in order to get somebody to pretend too like you.

A lot of our patrons think that industry terms like “GFE” mean a girl will kiss you.  What?  I suppose this is a decent yardstick to measure everybody else, what more can you expect from a girl who thinks that you are lucky they she showed up in the first place?  In our case a girlfriend means that your companion livens up every aspect of your entire holiday and is your girlfriend.

Most of the alternative service providers we’ve talked about use either street girls who wander onto the property or brothel sluts from somebody else’s brothel.  The places that use Eastern Europeans tend to feature the biggest tip requirements (after you arrive but not during the sales pitch obviously).  The strange part is that these places purchase indentured servants who are confined to the villa grounds and who are constantly surprised by handlers but it’s still like pulling teeth getting them to promise you a specific girl in advance.  How they be so unsure of their merchandise when they practically own and control it like the girls are slaves?

The Alexis Club is the biggest and best service provider in the Dominican Republic and we also provide services in many other locations as well.  We take care of our ladies and they want to be with us.  We don’t purchase them or force them to do anything.

Instead, being with us is very prestigious and desirable and they fight to be accepted and to stay in our portfolio.

For the obvious reasons, the motivations of your companion is incredibly important.  We don’t force them to like you and show you a good time.  They do that on their own.

What does this mean to you?  Well, because our girls stay with us for years and years, we can promise them to you in advance.  We guaranty that you will get the girls you select.  And you will like them.

That’s how good our holidays are.

And what are our girls like?  Because they want to stay with us and because they want to meet you, you will have the time of your life.

You will be crying when we take you back to the airport.  You will not want to leave, our girls get more interesting over time instead of less.

The Dominican Republic is one of the largest Carribean countries, we boast a robust and vibrant nine million hot blooded latin people.

There are three million alone in Santo Domingo, the capital on the southern coast.

Without getting into lots of math about population genetics and bell curves, how smart was the best guy in your high school?  And how many

people did you graduate with?   Well, our prestige lets us pick and

choose from among the best of the best so are fortunate enough to present only the top latina girls here.  If you thought that the best guy out of 500 was pretty smart, how wonderful are the best girls out of nine million?

Even better, Latin ladies have a natural flair for great romance.

They enjoy being sexy and making their man feel like a king.  And who can deny that the sultry latin look usually fills out the top of every international beauty competition?

Closer to home, on classified advertisement websites for quick local hookups like Craig’s List, Back Page, City Vibe and our own www.AlexisClub.biz , the girls advertise what people what.  How many of those latina ladies brag about being latin in order to entice you?

On the other hand, how many of the listed girls market themselves by saying they are Eastern European?  If people wanted Eastern Europeans wouldn’t more of them claim that as part of their sales pitch?

It should be pretty clear that pretending to be Eastern European would require nothing more than a funny accent for most of the girls.  If being Eastern European was good for marketing then they would do that.

I guess the girls don’t because that’s not very much in demand.

Isn’t that funny?  Some people buy into the Eastern European propaganda and want to visit a latin country for them even though Latin girls are more popular everywhere (including where they just came from).  And these people get real snobby about it too.  How sad, but as we said earlier, some people are not very thoughtful and they are easy to manipulate.

Either way, spending ten minutes with somebody who is a stuck up self centered bitched is ten minutes too much even if that girl is the hottest top model in the world.  Naturally, our first focus is not on physical beauty.  That’s only skin deep and it fades after 15 minutes.

Instead, we focus on personality as the main factor to create good chemistry with you.  Our girls are warm and sincere because they actually are warm and sincere.  There is no role playing and nobody is putting on an act for your benefit.  We present real people, you will like them, you will form a connection with them and you will miss them when you have to go home.

This focus is quite a bit different from nearly everybody else.  It’s why guests with taste like us and hate where ever you visited last time.  Girls who do lineups are good for brothels but not erotic holidays.  In a brothel, you screw the meat sack for a little while and then you leave.  That’s pretty crude but how else can you describe an hour with a girl who can’t be bothered to learn your name?  In an erotic holiday, you enjoy the beach and the resort with your warm and sincere girlfriend in a luxurious tropical and welcoming atmosphere which is fun and relaxing.

Isn’t that what it’s all about?  Relaxing?

A good holiday is more than the sum of it’s parts and your girlfriend is just one of the parts.  We place just as much focus on your resort setting in order to create the best possible vacation for you.

Again, there are major differences here and they are very obvious.

For example, if girls are their product and they are comfortable at a level which is so low that they can not guarantee you any specific ladies in advance (or they bait and switch you after you arrive), what kind of environment do you think holiday coordinators which use lineups present?

Some of them use budget hotels or bargain resorts.  Others them get a rental villa and give you one of the bedrooms.  They usually pitch that as quiet and remote in the company of “like minded” people.

Cool, I guess that’s like living in a college dorm again and putting a tie on your door knob.  And you get to pick from everybody else’s leftovers.  Yeah, a bedroom with a drama queen of the day is pretty crappy when you get right down to it.

We use villas as well, but you get the whole place to yourself.

That’s relaxing, just you and your girlfriend.  And we are happy to provide you with just about any kind of villa you would like; we have some on the beach, some in country clubs and some up on the mountain tops.  You don’t have to share your villa with anybody, all of the bedrooms are yours.  You just have to decide if you want the beach in your back yard, you want free golfing or if you want panoramic views which stretch on for miles and miles over the ocean and our lush tropical beauty.

And if you want a much faster pace during your holiday, we are happy to present a wide range of real resorts to you instead.  These places are the kind of resorts which honeymoon couples visit in order to enjoy the tropics.  They are beachfront resorts which cost a hundred million dollars to build and you know it.

Are you worried about where we will put you?  Don’t take our word for it.  You may book the reservations yourself.

A lot of our guests who have previously visited somewhere else like to do this on their first visit with us.  Most of these people feel that they were scammed before and this time they want to make sure that everything is much much better.

If you are thinking about a villa stay, there are 350 different options online at…

http://www.homeaway.com/vacation-rentals/dominican-republic/r384

Of course, do not book a place without letting us know first.  Some of these villas are better than others and we’ll be happy to help you find the best atmosphere for you.

If you want a beach resort, the Dominican Republic is proud to present more than 500 of those.  They are beachfront and include a casino, disco, a few restaurants, a couple of pools and everything else you expect from a magical holiday setting. Yes, they are all-inclusive!

You can find a rundown of the top hotspots in Punta Cana online at…

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotels-g147293-Punta_Cana_Dominican_Republic-Hotels.html

There are about 100 beachfront all-inclusive resorts on this page, some of which are magical beyond belief.  You will find that some are very small while others are very large, there are adult only places, romantic places, vibrant places, quiet places, fast places, slow places, remote places and everything else in between.  And if you don’t find the right setting, there are another 400 options in Bayahibe, Boca Chica, Cabarete, Juan Dolio, La Romana, Puerto Plata, Samana, Santo Domingo, Sosua and many other resort towns.  We’ll be happy to help you find the best fit for your holiday.

A lot of the alternative service providers criticize these places by talking about kids and that kind of stuff.  What a joke.  Seriously, there are 500 different options.  If kids bother you, don’t pick one of those.  Instead you might want to enjoy one of our private (and sole use) villas or follow the honeymoon couples.  Some of those honeymoon couples will make you look like an amateur.

How good are these places?  People go to them in order to enjoy them.

Enjoying the resort is the purpose of the holiday.  You get to enjoy our ladies as well.

How do our resorts compare against a bedroom somewhere else?  Well, our places are operated by hospitality professionals who have hospitality degrees and they are ranked well against a million other high end resorts world wide.  If nothing else, they comply with every health and safety legal requirement applicable to all high end global hospitality businesses so you know that you will have a risk free visit.  When we say that they are four stars or five stars (as appropriate), that’s what world wide independent hospitality professionals certify.  On the other hand, the bedroom in the other options is not ranked anywhere against anything and it’s operated by an adult service provider who can’t even coordinate (or purchase) reliable adult entertainment.

We actually find it kind of insulting when people compare us to the other service providers.  Wouldn’t you?

Most of our guests prefer that we handle your villa or resort reservations for you as part of a package.  We have a few standard packages for your convenience posted elsewhere on our website but we are happy to coordinate all of these various options (hundreds and hundreds of them) at your preference.

No worries, we will create your ideal dream vacation in every respect!

Our reservations are usually better than what you can coordinate on your own since we have access to the VIP suites which are not available to the general public and our rates are cheaper.  However, if you would like to book your own resort reservations directly, we are happy to deduct our resort costs from your holiday and reduce your deposit accordingly.

Note the smaller deposit!  We’re happy to work with nervous patrons who are worried about trying us because of bad earlier experiences somewhere else.  Booking your own resort reservations allows you to know exactly what you will get and to pay us less up-front.  Either way, we are happy to meet you in the airport arrivals lounge with your selected companion.

Yes, you will meet your selected companion in the arrivals lounge before leaving the airport.  We do not bait-and-switch, only places which do that refuse to present your companion to you in public.  They usually pitch something like needing to go somewhere else for a lineup or that their girls are too beautiful and they cause a scene.  Nope and nope.  With us you will meet your selected girlfriend in the airport arrivals lounge, she will look like the photos and she will be happy to meet you.

And this brings us back full circle.  Because our ladies want to meet you and they want to share your holiday with you, we can promise you the exact girls whom you want to meet.  And you will be happy to meet them. We provide the total package – the most wonderful ladies whom you will enjoy, high quality settings and honest sincere services.

We’ll see you soon!

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Clients Demographics

After almost 26 years in business, and serving three different generations that whole time, you would be amazed at how often the question of age pops up.  Naturally, we decline or discourage providing our prestigious adult holidays to persons under 26 years of age but how about at the other end of the spectrum?

If you are asking yourself, “Am I too old for the ladies?” or “Are they going to be disappointed with me?” – the short and simple answer is “NO!”

Actually, the long and detailed answer is also “No!”.  The girls love more mature gentlemen, they tend to be much more romantic and relaxed.  Our ladies enjoy putting their toes in the sand with the best of them and you’ll be surprised with yourself at the amount of enthusiasm our girls will generate in you.

If you’re a more mature gentleman, and you’re ready for a holiday which is geared just for you, check out the stats below…

Age:               70%  45 – 60        Prefer Package #1 or 2

                     10%  Over 60       Prefer Package #2

                     20%  Under 45     Prefer Package #1

Regions:         70%  North Americans

                     20%  Europeans

                     10%  Others

Gender:         75% Single Males -  Prefer female escort(s)

                    20% Couples – Most prefer 1 female escort – Some male & female escorts

                      5% Single Females – Prefer equally male or female escorts

Services:       80% Vacation packages mostly 3 or 4 nights – 20% Outcall Escort provider

Vacation Budget:  $2,500 per person without spending money

Spending:      Non Gamblers $0 – 300

Extra Escort (Double):  30% at least for a day

Replacement (Switch):  20%

Insight:  Nothing really has changed in 26 years.

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Are the photos & Escorts Genuine?

Many first time clients ask an assortment of interesting questions, such as why we normally photograph our ladies in our office instead of on the beach or with palm trees. This is so that

you can easily know that all of our girls are real. This should be obvious, they all stood in the

same spot. It’s unfortunate that fake photographs of fake girls are very common in adult entertainment. However, you can avoid that (in many cases) by being observant. Photos which

are stolen from other web sites around the internet usually have a different background in

every picture.

Also, because we do not bait-and-switch, we do not need to hide angry patrons in the airport parking lot or make you wait until you reach the resort before presenting your selected girlfriend(s). Your companion will wait for you in the receiving line in the airport arrivals reception area and you will recognize her when you arrive.

All of our patrons are very happy to discover that we present their selected companion and that she looks like the photos. Our ladies are very excited to meet you in the arrivals lounge in order

to personally

welcome you into our country! Many passengers are warmly greeted

like this during every flight of every day, it’s what people who are happy to see each other do.

The same for the dozens of prestigious all-inclusive beach resorts which we coordinate, they provide real amenities and real luxury in a setting which is internationally ranked at either four stars or five stars. Some of our resorts are “adult only” with intimate and pampering settings

while others are romantic, lively and great fun.

All of our resorts have hundreds of staff members in order to ensure that your stay is an enjoyable one and they each feature several restaurants, a casino, a disco and everything else which will make your holiday wonderful. Couples from all over the world enjoy their honeymoon in them,

just like you.

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Resorts – Public Reviews on Line

In regard to rates, we at Alexis Club find that more and more clients come to us and express the opinion that our packages are very expensive. However, we believe that the price you pay for a package with us is better than that which you would pay if you were to create the vacation for yourself. In order to make the prices of our packages seem more attractive to potential customers, we have taken the time to compare one that we offer against a ‘do it yourself’ booking that anyone could create by themselves.

In order to create a benchmark, we chose to use the "Package #2 Beach, Resort and Casino" vacation that we offer. For 4 days and 3 nights you pay $2,490. It’s important to understand exactly what is covered with this particular vacation – we cover your escort (and a switch of escort if needed), all taxes and tipping, 4 star accommodation with 5 restaurants, six bars, a disco, swimming pools and Jacuzzis, transportation, free activities and nightly entertainment. And the beach!  This isn’t a Holiday Inn near the airport, you are staying on the beach in a great Caribbean resort.  Once this is taken in to account, we can then start to compare exactly what you would pay if you were to create a similar vacation by yourself.

Escort Service: We checked a total of 18 escort popular North American services and found that over half of them decided against sharing rates. The ones that did, offered their services for a price of $250 to $2,000 dollars an hour. At the highest end of the market, many ladies charge $5,000 per hour and I saw who was as high as $25,000.  A little more realistically, there was one escort who charged $1,200 dollars for an overnight visit (a total of eight hours) which equals $150 per hour. Of course, you will find that escorts are more willing to lower their prices if the length of visit increases. For a generous estimate, we’ll assume that an escort would be willing to charge $2,000 for a full 24-hours. This at 4 days and 3 nights equals a total of $6,000.

I’ve never asked why these girls charge that?  I suppose it’s a price subsidy from the government, everything illegal costs more.  Companionship is legal in the Dominican Republic but not in most other areas.  On the other hand, most of these girls are rude and annoying.  Our girls on the hand, will treat you like their man.  They are young, beautiful and delicious.  Even better, they are happy to be with you and they will let you know that.   
Four Star Hotel: A four star hotel will set you back a total of $800 in optimal circumstances.  Since there is no beach and no tropics, what makes this place is probably the clean sheets.  Great, but what are you expecting?  This isn’t a holiday, it’s just what you are doing to get away from your house.

Meals: Assuming that you both eat ten meals during your vacation, you’d be looking to pay around $450 for both of you to eat.

Beverages: Due to the nature of your vacation and upscale costs of hotels, you could potentially go through $400 worth of alcohol without much trouble.  You know what drinks cost in a bar, now double that in your hotel (except ours – where they are free).

Transportation: Taxis to and from the airport and around the island would set you back an estimated $150.

Total: The combination of all these costs equals $7,800 for 4 days and 3 nights.

Remember, these costs do not include beach access, nightly entertainment, heaps of activities and an optional escort replacement. Owing to the nature of hotels and resorts in general, you can obviously see that a DIY vacation package is very expensive and nowhere near as easy as letting Alexis Club create a holiday for you. Another point to consider is the selection of escorts we offer – all of the girls that are available for escorting come at no extra cost, meaning that you won’t have to settle for second best because the escort you want is too expensive.

This is why most escorting is broken up into one hour or less services.  Who can pay these kinds of rates?  And why would you want to with a girl who can’t even be bothered to learn your name? 
Our approach is to change this and make real companionship affordable and simple.  We provide high quality girlfriends in high quality accommodations and we do it at a fraction of this cost.  Our holidays are better and our holidays are cheaper.

In fact, we at Alexis Club are so sure that our packages are cheaper than that of something an ordinary person could book, we’ll consider giving you a huge discount on any of the vacations we offer if you are able to provide solid contact information and proof of lower fees. Try us, we dare you!

Resorts:

In regard to resorts, we at Alexis Club find that a small number of potential clients come across bad reviews of the hotel they plan to stay at and are put off by what they hear. We cannot insist enough that you disregard these reviews and try our packages out – we will support you throughout your vacation and take every measure to ensure the hotels we use are the best available.

Actually, a lot of online reviews are not accurate for a number of reasons.  It makes sense that these reviews are not very helpful if you think about them for a few minutes.

Basically, these reviews are written by people from all walks of life who have limited beach travel experience and possess a million different expectations.  For example, what are the odds that these people know what they are talking about?  A restaurant critic is a professional chef who has eaten in 1,000 different locations.  How much perspective do you think the people writing about their holiday have with their one or two previous posts?  That’s why they tell you how many posts somebody has, how seriously can you take somebody who’s perspective is so limited?

Kind of similar to this are the frame of reference issues.  For example, somebody from the inner city will say there is no crime because the security guards smiled all the time and didn’t have automatic weapons.  On the other hand, somebody from Beverly Hills will say that the crime levels were too scary because there were people darker than they are people walking around.  Of course, in the review, the writer only says that he/she only thought that crime was high or low.  If neither of these people put their beliefs in context, how you do know if they are accurate or apply to you?

Of course, these people may not even be talking about the resort.  What if they had the world’s best make up sex and that couple’s marriage is saved?  That has nothing to do with the resort but guess how that review will read.  On the other hand, what if the wife got annoyed about a topless girl at the beach?  (A topless girl on the beach sounds good to me but not to the lady who wrote the review you are reading.)  Or they were pissed off at the customs guy at the airport and never got over that?

Here is something scary, some of these reviews are fake.  The hotels almost never actually read these reviews but instead use special software that simply scans them for key words like "bad maintenance" and so forth.  However, since anybody can say anything on the internet, it’s safe to assume that they still bash each other every once in a while.  On the internet, anybody can say anything, and they usually do.  How do you know if you are reading a review from an actual guest or from an employee of one resort picking on a different resort?

Perceived value is also critical in these reviews.  For example, when you order popcorn shrimp from McDonald’s, is it safe to say that your expectations are lower as compared to when you order Tiger Tails from Red Lobster?  The bargain from McDonalds is very far away from the dish served by Red Lobster that there is not very much of a comparison but as long as the stuff from McDonalds was okay and it just cost a dollar…

Lets talk about expectations for a minute too.  Lets say you go to the movies, what do you expect from Steven Speilberg versus your neighbor’s kid?  How hard it is for Steven Spielberg to exceed expectations and get a good review? 
It’s actually pretty common for dumps to be rated higher than high quality places.  Viewing this sort of like apples and oranges, how is it possible for a business hotel in the city with no pool and breakfast only to rate higher than a beachfront resort with a handful of pools, a handful of restaurants, the warm tropical sun, a disco, a casino and so forth?  And, don’t forget, the city hotel with zero amenities costs more.  Pop quiz, you have three days to burn, do you spend them in the Holiday Inn over on Ventura by the airport or do you fly to the all-inclusive beach resort in the tropics?  Well, the beach resort should win that every time but people expect a Holiday Inn to have no amenities so as long as the sheets on the bed are fresh and the ice machine works that place gets a five out of five while the beach resort gets rated by the amount of effort it takes to get there along with the beach, the restaurants, the nightly entertainment, the casino, the disco and everything else in addition to the fresh sheets on the bed and wether or not the ice machine works.

I should also comment on the kind of atmosphere that you personally like compared to other people and how the atmosphere of places synch up with everybody.  Some people want someplace that is quiet and relaxing while others want a vibrant place with lots of activities.  If you want a quiet place but you go to a place that is vibrant, it might be the kind of place that Hollywood stars party at but you would rank it low.  On the other hand, what if you like to party in a disco all night long with the beautiful people and you get stuck in a romantic place where people just hold hands and cuddle all day? 
Plus, it’s also worth noting that there are some people who like to complain regardless of the situation – nay sayers are all too common these days.  It’s actually a proven fact that some people are insane.  For example they are always too angry, always too sad, always too happy and so forth.  If reality doesn’t determine their view of things…

Finally you’ll find a majority of the complaints come from people who booked the cheapest possible room or some kind of crazy package. Rest assured that you will be provided with a quality room and Alexis Club makes no scarifies of quality to reduce our expenditure.  The complaints do not apply to you.

These reviews are interesting but they are rarely very useful or accurate.  On the other hand, they do go very far in proving that you will enjoy a real place with real amenities.  This is quite a difference from alternative service providers who give you something like a bedroom in their rental villa.  At least the real resort has people who talk about it and the real place is accountable for the quality level they provide.  For example, no matter what the reviewers write,  none of them complain that they were charged for towels, soap in the bathroom and so forth.

In any event, on the topic of all-inclusive packages, we’ll compare against them to show you that Alexis Club actually comes out on top.  We offer great rates and we provide the best rooms in the resort instead of the worst.  We found that an all-inclusive package to a location near one that we offer comes out at around $1,000 for the same length of time. That leaves you $1,500 to pay for an escort, outside meals, transport, activities and you run the risk of having an escort you’re not entirely comfortable with.

Of course, most of these comments are about strict price comparisons.  In the real world, comparing apples to oranges doesn’t actually work very well.  An apple would be a generic holiday, lets call this an hour with a girl who calls your employer to check up on you before saying yes.  On the other hand, an orange would be like us, a beautiful young latina girl who melts in your arms on a tropical beach.  In this case, the oranges are less expensive but they also sound more tasty too.

As you can see, the prices of our Alexis Club packages are actually better than normal booking agencies and a DIY vacation. And we offer high quality and true value on top of that. There’s really no reason why you shouldn’t book your erotic holiday with us – we are known industry wide, easily approachable and veterans in the world of high quality escort vacations.

What are our resorts like?

Yes, they are on the beach.  Yes, they include a few pools.  Yes, they are all-inclusive.  Yes, they exceed your every expectation.

A good holiday is more than the sum of it’s parts and your girlfriend is just one of the parts.  We place just as much focus on your resort setting in order to create the best possible vacation for you.

Again, there are major differences here and they are very obvious.  For example, if girls are their product and they are comfortable at a level which is so low that they can not guarantee you any specific ladies in advance (or they bait and switch you after you arrive), what kind of environment do you think holiday coordinators which use lineups present?

Some of them use budget hotels or bargain resorts.  Others get a rental villa and give you one of the bedrooms.  They usually pitch that as quiet and remote in the company of “like minded” people.  Cool, I guess that’s like living in a college dorm again and putting a tie on your door knob.  And you get to pick from everybody else’s leftovers.  Yeah, a bedroom with a drama queen of the day is pretty crappy when you get right down to it. 
We use villas as well, but you get the whole place to yourself.  That’s relaxing, just you and your girlfriend.  And we are happy to provide you with just about any kind of villa you would like; we have some on the beach, some in country clubs and some up on the mountain tops.  You don’t have to share your villa with anybody, all of the bedrooms are yours.  You just have to decide if you want the beach in your back yard, you want free golfing or if you want panoramic views which stretch on for miles and miles over the ocean and our lush tropical beauty. 
And if you want a much faster pace during your holiday, we are happy to present a wide range of real resorts to you instead.  These places are the kind of resorts which honeymoon couples visit in order to enjoy the tropics.  They are beachfront resorts which cost a hundred million dollars to build and you know it.

A lot of the alternative service providers criticize these places by talking about kids and that kind of stuff.  What a joke.  Seriously, there are 500 different options.  If kids bother you, don’t pick one of those.  Instead you might want to enjoy one of our private (and sole use) villas or follow the honeymoon couples.  Some of those honeymoon couples will make you look like an amateur. 
How good are these places?  People go to them in order to enjoy them.  Enjoying the resort is the purpose of the holiday.  You get to enjoy our ladies as well. 
How do our resorts compare against a bedroom somewhere else?  Well, our places are operated by hospitality professionals who have hospitality degrees and they are ranked well against a million other high end resorts world wide.  If nothing else, they comply with every health and safety legal requirement applicable to all high end global hospitality businesses so you know that you will have a risk free visit.  When we say that they are four stars or five stars (as appropriate), that’s what world wide independent hospitality professionals certify.  On the other hand, the bedroom in the other options is not ranked anywhere against anything and it’s operated by an adult service provider who can’t even coordinate (or purchase) reliable adult entertainment.

You are in good hands, enjoy!

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 English / Spanish cheat sheet

Translate and speak few  words, sentences and moods from English to

Spanish or from Spanish to English. Your escorts will love it.

 

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 HOW OFTEN ARE OUR GIRLS TEST FOR STD’S?

HOW OFTEN ARE OUR GIRLS TEST FOR STD’S?

Despite the fact that many clients interested in escorts do NOT ask these questions of other less reputable agencies, many of our prospective clients want to know “how often our girls are tested for STD’s?”

We at Alexis Club are the ONLY legal escort agency in The Caribbean. We are registered agency and as such, are required to have our girls tested for ALL STD’s every 30 days. But that’s NOT good enough for us. While you might find that adequate we do NOT, and send each and every girl to the clinic 48 hours before the arrival of her exclusive client (that’s you) if you demand to.

This visit requires a half day’s stay (until she gets the certified results on paper for your viewing) , the costs is $350 which you are required to pay if you wish to have the official test results.  We do not charge you for the half or sometimes full day that our manager and escort have to spend in the clinic plus driver and car costs unless the escort has a prospective reservation which she will lose due to the test.  We do this because we feel that our clients deserve to feel totally safe and secure with our erotic vacations. While other girls go untested, roaming the island plying their wares, our girls are totally safe and clean. The Alexis Club escorts are the creme de la creme of Dominican Republic companions. We’re the Harvard of the island in that many of the hottest Latinas want to work for us…but only the best get hired!

It may come as a surprise, but the girls are on balance more concerned with their health than many of the clients, and take offense that some guys are so suspicious of their status. In 24 years of operation, we have not had one complaint in this department. Not one client has reported back that he contracted something from any of the girls. And we’d like to see any of our competition make that claim with any veracity.

Hopefully, this will put and end to all the questions about the girls’ STD status, because we really ARE concerned about this and go to great lengths to ensure your safety and overall satisfaction and happiness.

So give it a rest and come on down. Pure ecstasy awaits those wise enough to know the real deal when they see it. We’ll be waiting to make your erotic vacation the most fantastic experience of your entire life.

We are pleased to provide you with written and verifiable medical tests for your selected companion from a licensed local medical facility. The tests will be performed within a few days prior to the start of your trip and your companion will have no intervening appointments. The tests which are performed are those which are STD applicable from blood, urine and a pap smear. This special service is an additional cost of $350 for the medical tests and processing.

Please note, the written test results will be provided in Spanish. We are happy to provide a legally binding English translation for an additional fee.  Please note, performing a medical test on your companion does not change the requirement for all activities to be with a condom.

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Escorts Special Services – Terms – Definitions – Step by Step Instructions

Definition of Terms, an “x” indicates a preference for…


Anal – willing to receive anal sex (which requires a small additional pre-coordinated compensation), sometimes called “Greek”

Bi-Sexual – good with threesomes (two girls on one guy), with couples (a husband and wife) or a patron who is a lady. The second option is an “o” for

couples only. An absence of an “x” or “o” in this column indicates that the lady is not bi-sexual.

OWO/CIM/COF – willing to perform oral variously without a condom (which requires a small additional pre-coordinated compensation)

Personality Type – This is not a quality rating. The way a girl acts is very important and these comments hint at the girl’s general overall

personality and the type of service which she will probably provide (hinting at the possible “chemistry” you will enjoy). The word “GFE”

is an industry term which means “girl friend experience”. Our ladies are very warm and sincere, you’ll find them all to be true instant

girlfriends who get more interesting over time instead of less..

Left GFE – She’s the ideal girlfriend, she’ll dote on you and make you feel like a king. She’s very eager to please and a relaxing,

affectionate and romantic cuddle kitten. She’s the very model of what it means to be tender, warm & sincere. This is the

girlfriend you’ve been seeking all your life, you’ll be sorry to leave and you’ll want to take her with you.

Middle GFE – She can be “left” as well as “right”, it just depends on what kind of chemistry you have. She’s great for everything,

you’ll find her to be very romantic in the bedroom & very vibrant around the resort. These girls are a mix of introverts and

extroverts, you’ll love the nightlife in the disco but they are also soft & tender around the resort too.

Right GFE – She’s a fun loving girl who is very warm, sincere & affectionate. She’s also the life of the party, very vibrant and

lively. These girls are normally big extroverts, you’ll have the time of your life with them. They will grab you by the hand

and show you a fabulous and upbeat time around the resort. These ladies have a high sex drive, you’ll feel like the disco is

in your bedroom!

Cross-Spectrum GFE – These girls fit into everything, they are whatever you want them to be. They are just as warm & sincere

as the other girls, you’ll find them to be wonderful & attentive girlfriends. On the other hand, they also usually have an

amazing sex drive and provide what can only be described as a “porn star experience”. You’ll want to grab hold and hang

on tight, they make the party.

English – An indication of relative vocabulary at the current point in time, rated 1-5.

1 – She knows very little English.

2 – She knows the words for basic English.

3 – She can express some thoughts and ideas.

4 – She’s a little conversational.

5 – She’s about as good as you can reasonably expect.

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Please Note -

1.  All appointments must be coordinated in advance and secured by a deposit. 
2.  Our services are accurately described in all details (including your companion, your resort and your resort suite quality level), we do not promise false or misleading information as an inducement to obtain sales.  We honor all obligations, all holidays are as good as described.

3.  For best results, do not select your companion(s) based on beauty.  That is only skin deep.  Instead, you will enjoy yourself the most if you focus on personality and how well your chemistry will be together.  We are happy to help you find your best matches, please contact us today!

4.  No presented ladies smoke cigarettes.  All presented ladies are light social drinkers and are of legal age to drink and gamble in the Dominican Republic (they are legally an adult and they are depicted as adults).  All presented ladies enjoying kissing.  All presented ladies are real, they look like the photographs and they have the described personalities (we do not bait-and-switch).

5.  This list is subject to change and may contain inaccuracies.  Every effort is made to ensure accuracy and this is an ongoing process. The information found in this roster and our websites is only informative and in no case contractual.  The described activities are a “best guess” on what any given lady is likely to do.  These are consensual activities which are performed between two consenting adults, this agency (and associated people / entities) is not a party to these activities.  This agency (and associated people / entities) coordinates companionship only.  No physical intimacy is bought, sold, promised, inferred, implied, expressed or remunerated (financially compensated).

6.  The listed details should be assumed to be influenced by the chemistry between the participants, hygiene of the patron, sobriety of the patron, etiquette of the patron, funding provided by the patron and so forth.  Some described activities (such as anal and cim), companionship of a couple (typically a husband and wife), an elevated frequency of sessions (beyond three acts per day) and appointments which stress impersonal intimacy over romantic companionship are critically dependant on a small additional pre-coordinated increase in the funding provided to the selected companion by the patron at the selected companion’s discretion.  Typically, this increase is an additional 10% per activity.  Please inquire for details!

7.  This list may not feature all of the available full time girls, may not contain some part time girls, may contain girls who have recently become inactive for one reason or another & may or may not reflect girls who may have been reserved by other patrons.  This list is dated & updated often.

8.  This roster is only a summary of highlighted ladies and the first step in selecting your companion.  It is a handy cheat sheet on their likely activities and personality (which indicates how you will synch up and what kind of chemistry you are likely to enjoy with them).

9.  We do not bait-and-switch.  All of our ladies are real.  All of our ladies look like the photos.  Absent force majeure (an “act of god”), you will be provided with the lady you select.  It is easy to observe that our photos and girls are real, most of our pictures are taken in our office and the backgrounds are largely identical.  As you can see, and which should be inherently obvious, they all stood in the same spot.  Additionally, we update our photos over time and photograph varying combinations of ladies.  Our ladies are real and you will really get the girls you select.    
10.  Unless otherwise requested, your companion will wait for you in the airport arrivals reception area.  Because we do not bait-and-switch, you do not need to do a lineup after leaving the controlled environment of the airport.  Our ladies are very excited to meet you in the arrivals lounge, many passengers are warmly greeted like this during every flight of every day (it’s what people who are happy to see each other do!)

11.  We are pleased to provide you with written and verifiable medical tests for your selected companion from a licensed local medical facility.  The tests will be performed within a few days prior to the start of your trip and your companion will have no intervening appointments.  The tests which are performed are those which are STD applicable from blood, urine and a pap smear. This special service is an additional cost of $350 for the medical tests and processing.  Please note, the written test results will be provided in Spanish.  We are happy to provide a legally binding English translation for an additional fee.

12. To ensure quality control, we do not perform third party services for other service providers beyond our family.  We provide all of the services we coordinate ourselves and our services are obtainable only through us.  Additionally, photos of our ladies which are listed as providing local services in cities throughout North America (and other worldwide locations) in places such as Craig’s List, Back Page and other classified advertisement websites are false advertisements.  Due to the rare beauty of our ladies, the high volume of photographs for our ladies which we make available to our potential patrons and (free) newsletter subscribers and the high quality of our photographs; our portfolio is among the most stolen by bait-and-switch false advertisers world wide.  Please contact us for clarification if you are worried that somebody may be trying to scam you.

13.  Our high quality level makes other service providers look better than they actually are.  If you select a different service provider, upon arrival, you will not find comparable quality in either ladies or accommodations and it is doubtful that you will consider your holiday a bargain.  By the same token, thank you for not judging us by the quality of the other service providers.  If you choose unwisely, regardless of how crazy or bad your experience was with them, you will enjoy your next holiday with us.

14.  Please arrive with the ability to pay your remaining balance, preferably with cash.  We are happy to accept Dollars, Euros, Pounds and other international currencies as previously coordinated.  Traveler’s Checks and Credit Cards must be coordinated in advance due to the difficulty of payment by those methods.  These instruments may require as long as two hours to cash and this must be performed in a bank so your flight must arrive before 1:30PM on Monday through Friday and you must pay an additional 10-14% in bank fees.  Please note, the Dominican Republic is not a part of the US banking system so we do not accept personal checks or bank cashier checks because they will require approximately one month for clearance.

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Minimum Patron Behavior Standards -

We are very thankful to meet most of our guests.  However, as always, a few bad apples always ruin the whole barrel for everybody else.  In this case, 1% of our patrons behave so poorly that we are forced to advise the other 99% (and even all of our potential patrons) about our minimum patron behavior standards.  If you are part of the good 99%, this section does not apply to you and we apologize for having to discuss these issues.   On the other hand, if you are a part of the 1% which we wish to eliminate, please keep the following points in mind….

1.  We provide a high level of service and we request that our patrons act accordingly.  The hospitality business attracts a wide range of potential patrons, we are selective as a result.  Potential patrons who expect poor services, and who behave accordingly, are declined.  For best results please respect our services, our ladies, our other guests and our resorts in the same manner as which you desire to be treated yourself.

2.  Our holidays are designed for people who are seeking an enjoyable, relaxing and drama-free vacation. Unfortunately, a small minority of people are not seeking a good holiday in good faith.  For example, sending girls home because they squeezed the toothpaste in the middle, locking yourself in your suite in the dark without food, leaving the resort temporarily or permanent for anything other than a tourist type excursion, seeking to include or fraternize with third party people (such as street girls, unrelated guests or resort operations staff) is all inappropriate seedy behavior.  To be absolutely clear for the benefit of the really crazy people, if you abandon your holiday and wander away – your holiday is terminated without refund.

3.  Do not behave inappropriate in public, do not discuss any aspect of your adult holiday with anybody, do not disrespect anybody, do not arrive with a chip on your shoulder, do not treat your companion like an object or act like a rude jerk and do not create unnecessary drama.  We provide honest and sincere holidays, just relax and enjoy yourself with good company in a good atmosphere.  That’s the whole point of our holidays, your vacation is a great opportunity for you to rest and recharge yourself in the sun and sand with the companionship of a beautiful lady who is wonderful enough to make life worth living.  Do not create any drama, please enjoy yourself and leave your worries and cares behind.   
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Our Contact Information -

For more information, please contact the Alexis Club at 1-800-919-9794 / 1- 514 – 907 – 6735, online at www.AlexisClub.com   Please save this contact information for use during your trip, we are available at all times for assistance.  Your companion will have a business cell phone with her in order to facilitate our communications and ensure that we are always accessible to each other. Please note that our resorts are very well constructed, please stay in areas where there is good cell phone signal when we are speaking to each other.

Companion Replacement Policy -

Our ladies make a genuine effort to please and we guaranty “chemistry” (which generally implies how well you and your companion synch together).  Of course, chemistry is a two way street and you must make the same effort which our lady provides in order to produce a magical holiday together.  You are not purchasing property and your lady is a real person, treat her well and she will do the same for you. 
There is no extra charge for the replacement of a selected lady if she isn’t working out.  However, chemistry is a funny thing and the hospitality industry tends to attract all kinds of bad apples, so please note the following details of our companion replacement policy…

1.  The replacement must be in a “whole day” increment.  For example, an even 24 hour period would be from noon today until noon tomorrow.  Replacements can be performed in partial day increments as well, but an additional fee is required due to the discount which a whole day enjoys (and which is not applicable for two partial days).

2.  You may select only from available ladies for your replacement.  Our appointments are booked in advance and held by a deposit, you may enjoy only ladies which are unreserved.

3.  The transportation cost to bring you a new girl (and take the old one away) are paid to professional third party drivers and is not waived.  The cost of transportation between Santo Domingo – Boca Chica is $60, Santo Domingo – Juan Dolio is $75, Santo Domingo – La Romana is $105 and  Santo Domingo – Punta Cana or Puerto Plata is $150.  There are no transportation charges for destinations inside Santo Domingo.

4.  Replacements are subject to hotel / resort policy, who has the final word on what is possible.  Please be aware that most resorts in the Dominican Republic will not permit an exchange of registered guests.  Your selected resort may require an additional fee or decline the exchange at their desecration.  Transportation fees are still applicable if the hotel/resort declines to allow the switch.

5.  We present real people who share your holiday with you and they structure their lives in order to accommodate your holiday plans.  We reserve the right to charge a consolation fee for the ladies which you reserve (and cancel) in order to compensate them for any inconveniences which they suffer through no fault of their own.

6.  The chemistry problems must be related to normal kinds of issues which don’t involve medication you are (or should) be taking or anything a psychiatrist is (or should) be treating you for.  Among other things; there is no replacement, no refund and your girl (s) are taken away if you intentionally inflict harm/pain, deny food, take inappropriate photographs, act inappropriate due to alcohol/drugs, behave inappropriately in public and so forth.  If you are this kind of patron, thank you for pre-screening yourself.

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Alexis Club what’s all about?

Adult Erotic Vacations with Escorts since 1986!

Live the dream! All inclusive DR erotic vacation! – 50+ REAL ESCORTS – NO TIPPING!!

IF YOU DON’T GET THE ESCORT YOU SEE…YOUR ENTIRE TRIP IS FREE!!! When it comes to the ultimate erotic vacation, Alexis Club has no equal.

Your room, food, liquor and girl are all on the tab. And THERE’S NO TIPPING!   No fake pictures either. What you see is what you’ll get!

Dominican Republic Caribbean  1-800-919-9794

From the very first moment your chosen companion meets you at the airport – till the minute she tearfully waves goodbye – you are in for the time of your life! Everything is included. Your room, food, liquor and girl are all on the tab. And THERE’S NO TIPPING! Want to swap out out during the week? You can do that, too.

The first is free and for a nominal driver’s charge, you can continue to sample any of of the 50 girls you see on our site. There are no fake pictures either. What you see is what you’ll get! There are so many options and so much to see, you better leave some time to persue our entire website.

There’s so much to check out! Guys! You only live once, so live the dream with us at ALEXIS CLUB. Just click the link below and start your vacation today! I’m sure you’ll agree, this could be the best trip of your life!

 

What we offer?

Romantic and exotic adult erotic vacations for those desiring beauty and luxury.

Adult Vacations for singles male or female.

Adult sex vacations for groups or bachelors.

Sex group vacations for swingers.

Adult erotic sex vacations for couples who want to expirement with another escort participant.

Adult erotic sex vacations fot gays or lesbians.

Everything that has to do with adult vacations including an escort for the last 26 years.

 

 

We established ourselves as an organization under the name "Caribbean Fantasy Tours"

and "Caribbean Vacations and Conference Consultants" in 1986 as the only adult  oriented company offering a full service private adult vacations and Conventions and Conferences Consulting Services.  We specialized in vacations to the Caribbean including our fully escorted all inclusive Erotic Vacation. We have over 40 years experience in the Hospitality Industry that has helped us to deliver high quality service at affordable rates.  
- We created our Adult Tours to cater to the open minded sexually active traveler who does  not want to pay highly inflated prices for such a vacation.

- You can take your vacation any time you want, even on a day’s notice.

- You do not have to wait for a planned tour.

- We operate all year around.

- Our services and rates remain always the same.

- Contact us any day any time.  Problems get solved right away, before, during and after  your vacation.

- We set the standard for adult entertainment in the Caribbean and are the first to be called from those who know!

- Our complete portfolio of Caribbean adult services which we provide, is very extensive.

 
MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What makes us different?

We created our Adult Tours to cater to the open minded active traveler who does not want to pay highly inflated prices for such a vacation.

You can take your vacation any time you want even on a day’s notice.

You do not have to wait for a planned tour.

We operate all year around.

Our services and rates remain always the same.

The travel representative knows the people, area, culture and will assist you with every aspect of your vacation.

We offer one package one destination one all inclusive price that covers everything.


Who Stands Behind Alexis Club?

My name is Alexis and I am the owner of the company. I have over 35 years experience in the Hospitality and Night & Adult Entertainment business, where discretion and service is the top priority. The same priorities apply here. I did not wish to enter the Internet, we have plenty of regular clients since 1986 and believe these business is better handled in person or by phone.

After we (my employees and I) saw the increase in numbers of adult tour companies from 2 in the 1980’s to dozens today and the expensive print media advertising, the decision to be on the web was forced upon us.

How long have you been in the Adult Travel business ?

I established my business in 1986 under the name of  "Caribbean Fantasy Tours".


Still nervous ?

In the case of Alexis Club we can put your mind at ease.  Please remember we have operated for 25 years. We advertise in large adult publications (and we will continue doing so) in U.S and Canada, some of their top management has visited us and have written the most favorable reviews.


When is the best time of the year to visit ?

As for the weather in the Caribbean is constantly good all year round ! There is little change in temperature from winter to summer . We do not have a high or low season.


What Is Erotic Adult Vacations ?

For those of you unfamiliar with the Companion / Escort Service Industry, the above phrase is used to describe the full service provided by a M/F escort or in this case the travel companion. The adult interaction is guaranteed and leaves nothing out.


What about tipping ?

Tipping is not permitted and gifts are not allowed, with one exception. If you visit the Casino with your companion and he or she wishes to gamble we suggest you offer $20 to $40.


Do you offer packages for private groups ?

Yes we do, thus the reason we offer the services free of charge of a very experienced manager and consultant on conventions and banquets. He will plan, set up and run your small conference, meeting or group vacation.


Does pre selection of an escort occur ?

Yes, you can see  escorts in the videos and photo pages.


Can I have more than one escort ?

You sure can, at $425 per 24 hours, and you can change your escort(s) every 24 hours. There will be transportation charges plus $425 per 24 hours plus the all inclusive for the extra escort.


What are the girls like ?

Some of them model type, most of them nice looking everyday women. Our escorts enjoy what they are doing and like very much meeting new clients. It gives them an opportunity to earn some money and live a comfortable life. They quickly become infatuated and will enjoy your vacation with you without regard to your age or appearance. It does not matter whether you are shy and reserved and have limited financial resources. Once you warm up to each other she will be your girl friend.


We are a couple can we come ?

Yes,  you can and there is 1 escort included in your package. Of course you can engage 2 escorts any time you wish at an additional charge.


Additional costs ?

During your stay at the Resort,  everything is included for you and you escort(s) all meals as well as the bar are covered.  Activities and excursions that the resorts offer are included in your package.  The only money you need is casino money or if you decide to venture outside the resort.


Are Passport and visas required ?

A passport is necessary but not a Visa. A tourist card is handed out during the flight, and is filled out by the passenger. A copy of this is what the tourist carries with their passport. It is then requested to be presented at immigration when you leave the country.


What happens if I cause trouble ?

Extreme drunkenness, disorderly behavior or use of drugs of any kind is not tolerated.


I am ready, what is the next step ?

Once you are ready check whether the dates and the escort(s) you are considering are still available. If they are, book your flights and send us your itinerary.


How much advance time do you require for reservations ?

It is up to you! You can book last minute and everything is available, you can try to book months in advance and your favorite escort might not be available.


What time is the Check in or Check out?

We do not have Check in or out times.  For your convenience  we plan everything to fit  your flights.

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Your Escorts

Your Escort(s)

We understand that not everybody can enjoy one of our holiday packages, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy one of our girls.  We’re happy to provide you with outcall escort service throughout the entire D.R., now you can enjoy the same great girls and the same great fun in your own resort or villa!  You can enjoy our ladies anywhere in the DR for as short as a few hours to as long as a few weeks.  The only thing that I ask is that you book a little bit in advance so we can get your girl ready and send her to you in a timely manner.  Also, our girls stay very busy!  Please give me the names of the top two or three girls you will love to enjoy so I can make sure that at least one of them is available

for you.  After we talk, the whole process normally takes around a half an hour or

less for me to coordinate your appointment.  Please call me back or give me your phone number so I can get back in touch with you once we’re all set.  We provide VIP treatment so before any appointment is scheduled, we speak with  your selections too, not only personally confirm their availability but also their enthusiasm.

Few of them model type and a bit conceded the most of them nice looking everyday women. Our escorts enjoy what they are doing and like very much meeting new clients. It gives them an opportunity to earn some money and live a comfortable life. They quickly become infatuated and will enjoy your vacation with you without regard to your age or appearance. It does not matter whether you are shy and reserved and have limited financial resources. Once you warm up to each other she will be your girl friend.

Tipping

We have a no tipping policy.  Our ladies are the best paid on the island and receive a separate payment as tips.  There is an exception to it.  If you go to the Casino we suggest that you give the escort some money to play.  If she wins she will be very grateful to you.

Replacement Policy 

THERE ARE TRANSPORTATION CHARGES FOR REPLACEMENT (SWITCH) UNLESS IT IS WITHIN THE CITY OF SANTO DOMINGO WHERE YOU CAN  REPLACE (SWITCH) THE ESCORT(S) AS MANY TIMES YOU WISH FOR FREE.

Our ladies make a genuine effort to please and we guaranty “chemistry”. There is no extra charge for the replacement of a selected lady if she isn’t working out. However, chemistry is a funny thing and the hospitality business tends to attract all kinds of bad apples, so please note the following details of our companion replacement policy.

1. The replacement must be in a “whole day” increment. For example, an even 24 hour period would be from noon today until noon tomorrow.

2. You may select only from available ladies for your replacement. Most of our appointments are booked in advance and held by a deposit, you may enjoy only ladies which are unreserved.

3. The chemistry problems must be related to normal kinds of issues which don’t involve medication you are (or should) be taking or anything a psychiatrist is (or should) be treating you for.  Among other things, there is no replacement, no refund and your girl (s) are taken away if you intentionally inflict pain, deny food, take inappropriate photographs, act inappropriate due to alcohol/drugs and so forth. If you are this kind of patron, thank you for pre-screening yourself.

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Reservations – Procedures – Step By Step Instructions

GENERAL

1. You must have firm dates.


2. Select your package HERE  (or lets figure out something different which is best for you together.)


3. Select your escort(s) HERE


4. Call us with your selections 1-800-919-9794. We give you the OK (once we confirm your lady(s) and save you a good suite.)


6. Buy your plane ticket from your local Travel Agent or online travel website.


7. Send us your flight information


8. We will send you our invoice and airport pick up details


9. Lock in your holiday details with a deposit.


10. Done, nothing is left but to enjoy the fun.

 


ARRIVAL

1. We pick you up at the airport with the escort, look for your companion and the sign with your name it in the arrivals lounge.


2. A 15 minutes drive to the resort.  Your Travel  Rep. will answer any questions You have.


3. We provide you with Private sit down V.I.P check in.


4. You pay the balance discretely.  Before the Travel Rep. leaves, he/she will make sure everything is as promised.


5. On the departure day, our driver will pick you both up at the appropriate time and drop you off at the airport (as well drive your companion home).

 

CONTACT

Toll Free Phone Numbers

North America: Main Number    1 – 800 – 919 – 9794

North America:              1 – 866 – 921 – 5154

Europe:                           0 – 800 – 047 – 0973

Australia – Asia Pacific:  1 – 800 – 109 – 794

Latin America:                0 – 800 – 666 – 0749

 

Direct  Phone Numbers

1 – 514 – 907 – 6735

1 – 305 – 974 – 3810

1 – 647 – 520 – 4892