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Posted on: June 27th, 2011 Important Update

Update

Rates will change on June 29 2011

Our Ocean liner cruises will commence February 2012

 

 

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TO ALL OUR DEVOTED CLIENTS AND NEWSLETTER READERS:

Due to the numerous personnel changes we’ve all become so accustomed to, the staff at Alexis Club has decided to open a new page on our site which will constantly update those changes as they happen. Thus, we will dispense with sending our weekly updates and replace those with bi weekly e-mail reminders about this new page. We view this as an improvement to our dedicated clientele and a way to keep you up-to-date on a daily basis so you know exactly who is – and isn’t – available. In this way, spur-of-the-moment vacations can be successfully booked so that you may have the Lady of your dreams when you arrive.

We consider this an improvement in service and hope that you will, too. So come to this page often and pick your favorite lady. And again, we’ll be sending you bi-weekly reminders about this social new page.

http://alexisclub.com/blog/

Access to the page will be granted only by invitation or registration to our Newsletter. 
Register & Benefit for FREE.      Thanks. See you soon.

Your friend,

Alexis

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Planning to do-it-yourself?

Services in the tropics are different from what most people expect, you can have the time of your life but it’s not like in the movies.

First, as many people gossip, there are lots and lots of street whores.  However, many of these girls can be very dangerous since they never expect to see you again, there is nobody you can complain too and there are more tourists flying in tomorrow so they don’t care about you no matter how much you tip them.  Next, because these drama queens are very likely to harm you or steal from you, nearly all decent resorts work very hard to keep them out. 
A tropical beach resort is not like a business hotel in North America or Europe.  Only registered guests are allowed to enter and they will not let you register a street whore.  There is no sneaking anybody up to your room or anything like that, if you don’t coordinate your companion in advance than you will not have one. 
Finally, if you thought you were tired of bait-and-switch high drama ugly girls back home, wait until you are a tourist for a couple of days fresh off the airplane.  For circus people, you would be a "rube"; for our competitors you are called a "trick".  In just our little slice of the tropics, the Dominican Republic enjoys more than 20 million guests per year so guess how easily replaceable you are!  How many people is 20 million?

Well, you are 1 visitor plus at least 19,999,999 more.  As you can imagine, most of our competitors view you about the same the street whores do and they will not equal our high level of service no matter how many promises they make in order to close your sale.  Of course, none of this needs to happen to you.  You just need to think about your holiday a little bit and take yourself more seriously. 
For example, would you hop on an airplane for a business trip without any advanced planning and see what happens?  Isn’t your personal enjoyment as important as the work you do for your boss?  Please call or email us today so we can show you how simple and easy it is for you to enjoy everything you want and expect.

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 We dare you to compare

In regard to rates, we at Alexis Club find that more and more clients come to us and express the opinion that our packages are very expensive. However, we believe that the price you pay for a package with us is better than that which you would pay if you were to create the vacation for yourself. In order to make the prices of our packages seem more attractive to potential customers, we have taken the time to compare one that we offer against a ‘do it yourself’ booking that anyone could create by themselves.

In order to create a benchmark, we chose to use the “Package #2 Beach, Resort and Casino” vacation that we offer. For 4 days and 3 nights you pay $2,490. It’s important to understand exactly what is covered with this particular vacation – we cover your escort (and a switch of escort if needed), all taxes and tipping, 4 star accommodation with 5 restaurants, six bars, a disco, swimming pools and Jacuzzis, transportation, free activities and nightly entertainment. And the beach! This isn’t a Holiday Inn near the airport, you are staying on the beach in a great Caribbean resort. Once this is taken in to account, we can then start to compare exactly what you would pay if you were to create a similar vacation by yourself.

Escort Service: We checked a total of 18 escort popular North American services and found that over half of them decided against sharing rates. The ones that did, offered their services for a price of $250 to $2,000 dollars an hour. At the highest end of the market, many ladies charge $5,000 per hour and I saw who was as high as $25,000. A little more realistically, there was one escort who charged $1,200 dollars for an overnight visit (a total of eight hours) which equals $150 per hour. Of course, you will find that escorts are more willing to lower their prices if the length of visit increases. For a generous estimate, we’ll assume that an escort would be willing to charge $2,000 for a full 24-hours. This at 4 days and 3 nights equals a total of $6,000.

I’ve never asked why these girls charge that? I suppose it’s a price subsidy from the government, everything illegal costs more. Companionship is legal in the Dominican Republic but not in most other areas. On the other hand, most of these girls are rude and annoying. Our girls on the hand, will treat you like their man. They are young, beautiful and delicious. Even better, they are happy to be with you and they will let you know that.
Four Star Hotel: A four star hotel will set you back a total of $800 in optimal circumstances. Since there is no beach and no tropics, what makes this place is probably the clean sheets. Great, but what are you expecting? This isn’t a holiday, it’s just what you are doing to get away from your house.

Meals: Assuming that you both eat ten meals during your vacation, you’d be looking to pay around $450 for both of you to eat.

Beverages: Due to the nature of your vacation and upscale costs of hotels, you could potentially go through $400 worth of alcohol without much trouble. You know what drinks cost in a bar, now double that in your hotel (except ours – where they are free).

Transportation: Taxis to and from the airport and around the island would set you back an estimated $150.
Total: The combination of all these costs equals $7,800 for 4 days and 3 nights.
Remember, these costs do not include beach access, nightly entertainment, heaps of activities and an optional escort replacement. Owing to the nature of hotels and resorts in general, you can obviously see that a DIY vacation package is very expensive and nowhere near as easy as letting Alexis Club create a holiday for you. Another point to consider is the selection of escorts we offer – all of the girls that are available for escorting come at no extra cost, meaning that you won’t have to settle for second best because the escort you want is too expensive.
This is why most escorting is broken up into one hour or less services. Who can pay these kinds of rates? And why would you want to with a girl who can’t even be bothered to learn your name?
Our approach is to change this and make real companionship affordable and simple. We provide high quality girlfriends in high quality accommodations and we do it at a fraction of this cost. Our holidays are better and our holidays are cheaper.
In fact, we at Alexis Club are so sure that our packages are cheaper than that of something an ordinary person could book, we’ll consider giving you a huge discount on any of the vacations we offer if you are able to provide solid contact information and proof of lower fees. Try us, we dare you!

Resorts:
In regard to resorts, we at Alexis Club find that a small number of potential clients come across bad reviews of the hotel they plan to stay at and are put off by what they hear. We cannot insist enough that you disregard these reviews and try our packages out – we will support you throughout your vacation and take every measure to ensure the hotels we use are the best available.
Actually, a lot of online reviews are not accurate for a number of reasons. It makes sense that these reviews are not very helpful if you think about them for a few minutes.
Basically, these reviews are written by people from all walks of life who have limited beach travel experience and possess a million different expectations. For example, what are the odds that these people know what they are talking about? A restaurant critic is a professional chef who has eaten in 1,000 different locations. How much perspective do you think the people writing about their holiday have with their one or two previous posts? That’s why they tell you how many posts somebody has, how seriously can you take somebody who’s perspective is so limited?

Kind of similar to this are the frame of reference issues. For example, somebody from the inner city will say there is no crime because the security guards smiled all the time and didn’t have automatic weapons. On the other hand, somebody from Beverly Hills will say that the crime levels were too scary because there were people darker than they are people walking around. Of course, in the review, the writer only says that he/she only thought that crime was high or low. If neither of these people put their beliefs in context, how you do know if they are accurate or apply to you?
Of course, these people may not even be talking about the resort. What if they had the world’s best make up sex and that couple’s marriage is saved? That has nothing to do with the resort but guess how that review will read. On the other hand, what if the wife got annoyed about a topless girl at the beach? (A topless girl on the beach sounds good to me but not to the lady who wrote the review you are reading.) Or they were pissed off at the customs guy at the airport and never got over that?

Here is something scary, some of these reviews are fake. The hotels almost never actually read these reviews but instead use special software that simply scans them for key words like “bad maintenance” and so forth. However, since anybody can say anything on the internet, it’s safe to assume that they still bash each other every once in a while. On the internet, anybody can say anything, and they usually do. How do you know if you are reading a review from an actual guest or from an employee of one resort picking on a different resort?

Perceived value is also critical in these reviews. For example, when you order popcorn shrimp from McDonald’s, is it safe to say that your expectations are lower as compared to when you order Tiger Tails from Red Lobster? The bargain from McDonalds is very far away from the dish served by Red Lobster that there is not very much of a comparison but as long as the stuff from McDonalds was okay and it just cost a dollar…

Lets talk about expectations for a minute too. Lets say you go to the movies, what do you expect from Steven Speilberg versus your neighbor’s kid? How hard it is for Steven Spielberg to exceed expectations and get a good review?
It’s actually pretty common for dumps to be rated higher than high quality places. Viewing this sort of like apples and oranges, how is it possible for a business hotel in the city with no pool and breakfast only to rate higher than a beachfront resort with a handful of pools, a handful of restaurants, the warm tropical sun, a disco, a casino and so forth? And, don’t forget, the city hotel with zero amenities costs more. Pop quiz, you have three days to burn, do you spend them in the Holiday Inn over on Ventura by the airport or do you fly to the all-inclusive beach resort in the tropics? Well, the beach resort should win that every time but people expect a Holiday Inn to have no amenities so as long as the sheets on the bed are fresh and the ice machine works that place gets a five out of five while the beach resort gets rated by the amount of effort it takes to get there along with the beach, the restaurants, the nightly entertainment, the casino, the disco and everything else in addition to the fresh sheets on the bed and wether or not the ice machine works.

I should also comment on the kind of atmosphere that you personally like compared to other people and how the atmosphere of places synch up with everybody. Some people want someplace that is quiet and relaxing while others want a vibrant place with lots of activities. If you want a quiet place but you go to a place that is vibrant, it might be the kind of place that Hollywood stars party at but you would rank it low. On the other hand, what if you like to party in a disco all night long with the beautiful people and you get stuck in a romantic place where people just hold hands and cuddle all day?

Plus, it’s also worth noting that there are some people who like to complain regardless of the situation – nay sayers are all too common these days. It’s actually a proven fact that some people are insane. For example they are always too angry, always too sad, always too happy and so forth. If reality doesn’t determine their view of things…
Finally you’ll find a majority of the complaints come from people who booked the cheapest possible room or some kind of crazy package. Rest assured that you will be provided with a quality room and Alexis Club makes no scarifies of quality to reduce our expenditure. The complaints do not apply to you.

These reviews are interesting but they are rarely very useful or accurate. On the other hand, they do go very far in proving that you will enjoy a real place with real amenities. This is quite a difference from alternative service providers who give you something like a bedroom in their rental villa. At least the real resort has people who talk about it and the real place is accountable for the quality level they provide. For example, no matter what the reviewers write, none of them complain that they were charged for towels, soap in the bathroom and so forth.

In any event, on the topic of all-inclusive packages, we’ll compare against them to show you that Alexis Club actually comes out on top. We offer great rates and we provide the best rooms in the resort instead of the worst. We found that an all-inclusive package to a location near one that we offer comes out at around $1,000 for the same length of time. That leaves you $1,500 to pay for an escort, outside meals, transport, activities and you run the risk of having an escort you’re not entirely comfortable with.

Of course, most of these comments are about strict price comparisons. In the real world, comparing apples to oranges doesn’t actually work very well. An apple would be a generic holiday, lets call this an hour with a girl who calls your employer to check up on you before saying yes. On the other hand, an orange would be like us, a beautiful young latina girl who melts in your arms on a tropical beach. In this case, the oranges are less expensive but they also sound more tasty too.

As you can see, the prices of our Alexis Club packages are actually better than normal booking agencies and a DIY vacation. And we offer high quality and true value on top of that. There’s really no reason why you shouldn’t book your erotic holiday with us – we are known industry wide, easily approachable and veterans in the world of high quality escort vacations.

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 How do I know you for Real?

For years now this question pops up and is a legitimate one and difficult to answer with what we see happening around. I will try to explain You my version, the best possible, considering my command of the English language is not that great: Have been in the business for 24 years this September 24th. We maintain 10 sites with hosting and webmaster fees. We spent thousands of dollars for advertising every week. We have 6 phone lines with toll free numbers covering every corner on this planet and we staff the phone lines 24/7. We answer the Live Help most of the day and night. We maintain offices with staff. We pay weekly – monthly – yearly fees, there is not enough space to post them here. Now does it make any sense after all these, to try to scam you of a few hundred dollars of deposit? The largest portion is paid after you arrive. These are funds are used to pre-pay the all inclusive resort which you can confirm your booking by calling the resort. It does not make sense and on top, You can easily post a letter on the Net with facts and official invoices that can bring the whole operation down! Again I ask you, would you go through all that trouble for a few hundred dollars? And if yes, how many times we could have escaped criticism in 24 years?

Same topic I posted with the help of a friend in 2001:

How do I know you are not a scam?

For many years, especially since 1998 with the Internet, had so many callers asking the same question,

I enjoy speaking with all of my prospective guests and answering their questions. I am available 24 hours a day to help you. I work hard to provide a good vacation and continually strive to improve and change in part due to my many conversations with all of you. I designed my web site to answer all of your questions before you even speak with me. Nevertheless, the purpose of the website is getting you to call me and become a friend.

One question remains and it is often asked, “How do I know you are not a scam?” That question is not easy to answer. (Henni Youngman) “How’s your wife?” “Compared to what?”

Since we are both a Canadian and Dominican company, I will keep the answer Canadian. Was Canada 3000 or JetsGo just a fraud? These Canadian Airlines went out of business and stranded thousand of travelers. Some of the travelers lost all of the money they paid without recourse. I have been in the adult travel business for over 15 years. I am proud to say every customer had a great time and got home safely.

“How do I know you are not a scam?” Compared to what company? Ford Motor Company recently recalled thousands of vehicles due to a problem that actually resulted in the death by fire of few of the occupants of a Ford vehicle. A problem they knew about for almost a decade. OK what you mean is a fraud when compared to the other adult travel companies.

Since the advent of the Internet, anybody can put up a site in a day and start a business but we were the first ones to design that vacation 15 years ago. We were the ones that took large loses until we found the balance between pricing and services; we are the ones that understand the hospitality Industry and adult business too (which is the tougher part).

“How do I know you are not a scam?” The short answer is “You don’t!”

However, we are much less a scam than almost everyone else. You have a better chance of being scammed by your government, any airline, E-Bay or any internet company. We will work hard to make you happy. Your happiness IS our business, our only business. In addition, we only accept a deposit. The majority of the cost of the trip is not paid until you are at the resort and checked in.

Lee Iacocca: “If you can find a better adult vacation buy it!”

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Alexis Club Business Practices

Welcome to the Alexis Club!  We’ve got a different concept in adult entertainment.  Among our portfolio of options, we think it’s a good idea to provide you with real resorts which are internationally ranked for quality and wonderful girls who match them. 
Of course, not every alternative service provider believes this way, but their comments to the contrary are spin control since they can’t duplicate the high level of pampering which we provide.  For example, you hear a lot about how "so and so won’t put you with families and kids." 
That’s a great sound byte to justify getting kicked out of the real resorts and making you think a handful of employees in somebody’s villa is almost the same thing.  In fact, you’d almost think that was the plan from the start.

Lets face it, a real resort provides real amenities.  It sits on a powder white sandy beach , it includes a couple of pools, it includes four to six restaurants, it includes four to six bars, it includes a casino, it includes a disco, it includes an excursion staff, a housekeeping staff and a hundred other people who will make sure that your vacation is world class.

When you get down to it, this is the tropics and love is in the air.  Most people will assume that you are just one more honeymoon couple among many.  Isn’t that what you are, two people who can’t get enough of each other?  Why hide like you are embarrassed or guilty of something, enjoy yourself in some of the best world class beach resorts available with some of the best girls to match. 
Even though most of the alternative adult entertainment here is squirreled away from civilized venues like it’s something dirty, the Dominican Republic is actually a wonderful country filled with cosmopolitan and open minded people.

In contrast to the repressive flavor found in many other countries, adult entertainment here is ‘mostly’ legal.  You are legally able to employ paid companions in some of the best resorts on some of the best beaches in the world.  The only thing the Dominican Republic asks for this privilege is that your beach resort and your girls ensure you are safe.  For example, your companions must be free of all communicable deceases, which is something that we take very seriously and that we hope you do too.

Naturally, all sex and physical intimacy which occurs between your companion and yourself is a choice between two consenting adults.  For the obvious reasons, no sexual activities or physical intimacy are being purchased or sold.  That being said, you’ll find our girls are very open minded and insatiable.  Still, in deference to the above, you’ll find them to be classy ladies who are interested in safe sex only.

If you understand the advantages of enjoying a real resort which is internationally ranked for excellence, than you also understand the kind of girls that we seek out for you.  We provide only the finest young and vibrant latina girls who are sincerely pleasing.

We don’t employ townees because they happen to live next to the resort on one hand and we do not employ replacement girls, all our ladies are National beautiful Hot Latinas.  We are very selective of our ladies, we screen them very closely and we use only the finest girls in the country.  Most of them are latina girls from Santo Domingo, the capital of the Dominican Republic with three million residents.

The girls who meet our high standards tend to stay with us for a very long time.  We don’t force them, they stay with us because they want too.  This is how we can promise you the same girl in our photos, our photos are real and those are the girls we feature.

In contrast to our philosophy of pampering the girls who pamper you, most "adult resorts" take the opposite approach.  We can promise you any specific girl for any length of time.

We provide a very pampering atmosphere, the girls love it and that shows.  Our girls don’t use drugs, they don’t even smoke cigarettes.  Our girls don’t have "headaches", our girls don’t ride their cell phone, our girls don’t hate men, our girls don’t give you drama and our girls won’t steal from you.  Instead, they are just fun loving girls who are enjoying honeymoons with the gentlemen of their dreams.  At least until they accept one of their marriage proposals. 
Most of our clientss can’t believe the difference in our girls and the advantages of a real resort with real amenities. When should we book your honeymoon in a real resort with your wonderful selected girlfriend?

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Stolen Photos from Our Site

Recently, we at Alexis Club have noticed that several escort services advertising on the web have been stealing our escorts’ photos and posting them as their own on sites the likes of “Craiglist” and “Backpage,” as well as many other classified url’s and even regular Escort Agencies.
Imitation is the purest form of flattery and we are truly honored to be the most pirated adult service provider in the world! But that doesn’t excuse the thefts.

For the record, all photos posted on Alexisclub.com are in fact OUR girls – and nobody else’s! And all the photos are real. Our ladies do not provide local services in any of those cities for any other employers! We do not operate in North America or any other part of the world except The Caribbean.
You are being bait-and-switched pure and simple! If you like the girls in these stolen photos, the only way to meet them is with Alexis Club.

So give us a call and let the adventure begin because with Alexis Club, it will be a dream come true. With the bait-and-switchers, it will be a nightmare and a must to avoid.
It’s unfortunate that there are so many internet pirates and we feel that you the consumer – and our future satisfied customers – really need to be aware of all the hustlers in cyberspace.
And that’s why we’re posting this message!

We do not perform third party services for other service providers beyond our family. Photos of our ladies which are listed as providing local services throughout North America and other locations in places such as Craig’s List are false advertisements. We also do not provide our ladies to other service providers, such as websites who claim to represent us or provide our ladies. Please contact us for clarification if you are worried that somebody may be trying to scam you.

Thank you and when you’re ready for the real deal…give us a call. 1 – 800 919 – 9794 or View Our Real Photos

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Duplicate Photos & Services

The Alexis Club is the largest and best adult entertainment service provider in the Dominican Republic and the Caribbean.  We are pleased to maintain a high volume of clientss, many of whom return, which is why we have so many wonderful ladies.  Our high return rate is why we update our photos every month and why we do not cut corners on our holidays.  Unlike other service providers, we assume that you will return so it is foolish to be penny-wise and pound-foolish.  And you probably will return because we are very good at what we do.

Still, that being said, it’s not possible for one company to be everything for everybody so I have created a “family” of websites.  Our alternate websites feature the same wonderful ladies at the same high-value attractive prices but the formats on them are different because those websites are designed for different potential patrons. 
We are not designed for bargain hunting patrons, an adult erotic holiday is more complex than the price which is quoted on the bottom line.  For example, there is a range of resort options and the setting which provides your hospitality is half of your holiday experience.  Naturally, it’s not possible to compromise in that regard.  The same with the type of room in your selected resort, you will be provided with the class that we promise.  Again, there are no corners which we cut.  Finally, we provide high quality ladies who behave like high quality ladies, they are worth their weight in gold. 
A percentage of our website viewers believe that one lady is as good as another or that the resort which is included is not important.  That is unwise, but probably not a misunderstanding which a few quick sentences can fix. 
Another percentage of our viewers are responsible and sophisticated potential patrons who, quite naturally, want to check an assortment of different options in order to find the most applicable holiday package for them.  During your research, if you discovered any of our alternate websites, these notes have been written for you. 
Although there are an assortment of different websites in family, we do not bait-and-switch.  All of our websites feature the same girls because those are our real ladies.  Our ladies are real, as you can determine, by looking at the photos.  All of the ladies have stood in the same spots, we take numerous new photos of the same girls over time, we photograph them in different settings and we even photograph them together in different combinations. 
Taking this a step further, our ladies are not only real but they look just like the photos.  Although our first criteria in selecting ladies is a warm and pleasing personality, you will find that our girls really are that beautiful in real life.

One final point, please note that some of the alternative websites which feature our ladies might NOT be a part of our family. If you’re not sure, please inquire for details and I’ll be happy to verify them for you!

I mention this because our ladies are so beautiful that many fake service providers and websites have stolen our pictures for use illegally.  For example, we have ladies which are able to travel internationally and visit you in your home instead of on the beach here in the Caribbean.  However, they do not change their name and promote themselves as “local” ladies with local phone numbers on announcement websites such as “Craig’s List” or “Backpage” unless you see the AlexisClub logo.  You will not meet us if you respond to those local phone numbers. We advise you to be cautious about stolen photos and to contact us if you are unsure, we are happy to help you!

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 The Big Picture

The Big Picture!

Many of our guests don’t understand how Alexis Club holidays work very clearly until they arrive and see everything first hand.  Sometimes their initial thoughts and perceptions can be pretty far off the mark!  Basically, our holidays are what we promise, great girls in great resorts for a great time.  We don’t mind showing you how things work in person but it is a shame when incorrect thoughts or ideas may be stopping you from having a good time.  Lets clean up some of the common myths and misconceptions which are probably killing the fun for you.   
The most common misconception is that we are just like the services in North America but more expensive or more of a hassle. No, our girls are ten times better and we are an amazing deal for several reasons. 
First, our ladies are beautiful young latin hotties who make you feel like a king.  They are not mature women who hate men and will rush you through your minutes until you leave.  Our girls want to please their man and enjoy fun in the sun with you!  You can see our girls in our gallery, those are the actual ladies you will enjoy and your holiday is free if you don’t get the girls you want.

And besides the way they look, you will never find anybody else who will make you feel as wanted and welcomed.  That’s our main strength and the true measure of chemistry.  What a girl looks like will keep you interested for 15 minutes, the way she acts and the way she is can keep you interested for the rest of your life.  Our girls are not only pinup models but you will love every minute with them.

Second, our holidays are amazingly well priced.  In North America, most professional escorts cost around $200 to $500 per hour but there are exceptions to every rule and some of them can get up to between $5,000 to $20,000 or more. 
$20,000?  I can’t believe it either!  Of course, those are professionals and most people are happy enough with bait-and-switch skank from a classified advertisement with “100% real” fake photos.  Those girls are in a dime a dozen and usually cost around $150 or more for a half hour or full hour.  I suppose we seem expensive if you can pay $150 for a half hour and be done with it but what want something better than that?  We don’t offer seedy services like that, our guests need more than an hour to satisfy them. What is $150 times 48 half hours?  Lets say 24 hours instead, that’s $1,800 per day.  We provide that plus the cost of your beachfront resort suite at around a third of this price.

Maybe these half hour kind of girls will bother to learn your name and maybe they won’t, if you are smart you won’t care.  Either way, what will a whole night cost you with this patron saint of bed sheets?  An average of most European and North American escort agencies runs around $1,200 to $1,500 or more.  Using the simple math of $150 times 24 hours, we get $1,800.  However, using real world examples, 12 hours will cost you around $1,200 to $1,500 (plus dinner).  And if 12 hours costs that, the whole day is so much more that most European and North American escort agencies don’t even bother posting that as an option.  That’s a lot of money to spend on a middle aged person who hates men and can’t be bothered to learn your name.

In our case; the cost of your airplane tickets, your suite in our all-inclusive beach front resort, your complete meals and drinks and even your girlfriend for the whole day costs the same as a couple of hours where you live.  On one hand, you can stay in a Holiday Inn for two hours and get rushed by a middle age woman who barely tolerates you and on the other hand you can put your toes in the sand with a young fresh latina lady who is excited to meet you and will let you know that all day long.  She appreciates the fact that you planned in advance to meet her and she is honored that you picked her out among 50 other beautiful girls.  Unlike the local woman where you live with her alarm clock and her need for references, guess what your time with our lady will be like…

Seriously, I can’t say this enough.  You can insult yourself fucking a girl who thinks you are a necessary evil or, for less money, you can put your toes in the sand and make love with a girl who is excited to spend time with you.  And who wouldn’t think this is a good idea, when you compare the actual nuts and bolts of everything? Even the resort stay is worth while.  Millions of people save money all year long in order to soak up a little bit of our sun for a week.  And their wives probably aren’t putting out so you know we are talking about damn good sun and sand if those people are still going home happy.

And this leads us into our next point, our holidays are as relaxing and great as you are hoping.  The Dominican Republic enjoys more than 20 million guests every year, our resorts are among the finest in the world and people visit them just to enjoy them.  We provide you with a wide range of professionally created and managed fantasy settings which are, again, so good that normal tourists use them just to enjoy them.  They are internationally ranked for excellence by every travel authority in the world, because you really will enjoy yourself. 
Do we need to say that one more time?  We all know that most of our competitors will promise you anything and everything just to close a sale.  Everything we say is the truth and, for the fourth or fifth time, you will enjoy yourself in our resorts and they are so good that people visit them just to enjoy them.

Our website has a few standard packages which are very popular but we are happy to provide you with your choice of more than 400 other all-inclusive beachfront resorts or more than 1,000 sole use private villas.  You may enjoy any atmosphere you would like – adults only, small and quiet, big and vibrant, affordable and reasonable, ultra pampering (with butlers) and everything else in between.  You are treating yourself in more ways than one with us.

Spend ten minutes thinking about this and it will hit you like a hammer.  A better time costs less with us and you will reminisce about your holiday for years instead of thinking back to a quick fuck for a few weeks. 
At the other end of the spectrum, the other common misconception is that sex is cheap in the tropics.  Sure, it costs the same to sleep with a street walker in the tropics as with a street walker or crack whore in North America and Europe.  Actually, street walkers here usually cost more than the crack whores near you.

Some people think it’s a good idea to purchase plane tickets and fly somewhere exotic in order to find a street whore who is as cheap as possible.  Okay, but you can risk your life down the street from where you are right now cheaper and without the plane ride.

When you think about it, street girls, or girls from other service providers who are actually repackaged street girls, never expect to see you again and they don’t care about you no matter much you tip them. Why should they care, will they every see you again? Thinking back to the 20 million people mentioned earlier, how many of them will be replacing you on the airplane which is arriving tomorrow?  There are a lot of horror stories about people who think they know better, that’s what happens when people insist on learn how things work the hard way.

Because these girls are cheap, they are pretty nasty and dangerous.  However, be that as it may, they do provide our competitors with a lot of room for haggling.  I wish we could offer you lower prices then they do in order to help bargain hunters with an easier decision but we provide high quality services so we can’t.  Every competitor everywhere will probably be happy to underbid us in order to grab your sale but cheap crap is still crap and sometimes a bargain is not a bargain. 
In our case, we take great care in the holidays that we present.  It’s sort of like the difference between Godiva and Hersheys.  Sure they are both chocolate, but would be safe to say that one of them is much better than the other? Certainly Godiva costs more but price does not mean the same thing as quality.  Quality results only from the value of the raw materials you use plus the care and attention which is placed into the creation of the finished product. With the standard level chocolate, there are an average of eight insect legs in every bar.  Is that level of quality worth the extra cost which greater care and attention plus better raw materials command?

It should be intuitively obvious that there is a difference in chocolate, women and everything else.  Think about this, there are 50 different brands of bottled water.  How can something which is colorless, odorless and tasteless come in 50 different varieties?  If that’s true of water, don’t you think that some women are better than others? 
We have found that a good holiday is not about the sex, it’s about the companionship during the rest of the day.  Good chemistry is not about breast size or the way somebody looks in photos, it’s about warm personalities, inviting friendship and great atmosphere.  Our ladies are quite a bit different from the Jerry Springer guests which most people who seek cheap prices expect to find.

Only a fool spends money on an airplane ticket and then seeks out the same kind of shit they have on a street corner as close to their house as their job is.  For everybody else, we don’t price ourselves artificially high in order to take advantage of people who equate price with quality and we don’t scrimp on quality in order to price ourselves so low we are forced to market shit to suckers.  Instead, we provide the best possible holidays at the best possible price. 
Whatever your expectations, up or down, don’t get mislead by your past experiences with scams and foolishness.  We cost less than North Americans and Europeans plus you will enjoy yourself with our ladies and our resorts more.  At the other end of the spectrum, we cost more than street whores and bargain service providers but our girls won’t act like bitches and treat you like shit.  There are a lot of myths and misconceptions about erotic tropical holidays, you will be happy you visited us no matter what you thought was a good idea before.  Give us a call and we’ll be happy to help you find the best package which will be perfect in every respect for you.

Posted on: June 19th, 2011 Silly Expectations-Outside Guest/Escort

IT IS DIFFICULT TO BRING AN OUTSIDE GUEST OR ESCORT IN TO YOUR ALL INCLUSIVE RESORT OR HOTEL ANYWHERE IN THE CARIBBEAN

WHY?  CALL 1-800-919-9794 OR READ

Services in the tropics are different from what most people expect, you can have the time of your life but it’s not like in the movies.

First, as many people gossip, there are lots and lots of street whores.  However, many of these girls can be very dangerous since they never expect to see you again, there is nobody you can complain too and there are more tourists flying in tomorrow so they don’t care about you no matter how much you tip them.  Next, because these drama queens are very likely to harm you or steal from you, nearly all decent resorts work very hard to keep them out.  A tropical beach resort is not like a business hotel in North America or Europe.  Only registered guests are allowed to enter and they will not let you register a street whore.

There is no sneaking anybody up to your room or anything like that, if you don’t coordinate your companion in advance than you will not have one.  Finally, if you thought you were tired of bait-and-switch high drama ugly girls back home, wait until you are a tourist for a couple of days fresh off the airplane.  For circus people, you would be a "rube"; for our competitors you are called a "trick".  In just our little slice of the tropics, the Dominican Republic enjoys more than 20 million guests per year so guess how easily replaceable you are!  How many people is 20 million?

Well, you are 1 visitor plus at least 19,999,999 more.  As you can imagine, most of our competitors view you about the same the street whores do and they will not equal our high level of service no matter how many promises they make in order to close your sale.  Of course, none of this needs to happen to you.  You just need to think about your holiday a little bit and take yourself more seriously.  For example, would you hop on an airplane for a business trip without any advanced planning and see what happens?  Isn’t your personal enjoyment as important as the work you do for your boss?  Please call or email us today so we can show you how simple and easy it is for you to enjoy everything you want and expect.

Before you attempt to book your own accommodations, Please call so we can advice you how best to do it.  It will make it easier for you and us.

It can be very complicated and costly on top of the daily escort charges and transportation charges if you reside outside Santo Domingo.

If you decide not to call us,  here are few points to make everything easier.

1.  Make sure the management and the front desk staff of the day know that you will bring an outside guest/escort.  All Inclusive Resorts do not allow guests staying for less that 24 hours. The majority but not all, expect you to check in with your guest at the same time and the guest has paid the all inclusive package, for the length of your stay. 
2.  Make sure you pay for the all inclusive package for your escort so she can get her tag or bracelet.

3.  Ask them if you need to register your guest/escort while you do your own reservation on line or your Travel Agent or after you arrive. (Note: some escorts feel uneasy giving you their proper ID for registration, we had few bad experiences with clients stalking them with the information they had on hand).

4.  Make sure you have a clear plan of where we will meet you.  Sometimes you need to meet us at the gate other times at the front desk.  No one can walk in to a room of an all inclusive resort, all guests have to be registered and you are the only one who can register the escort.

Good luck and have a safe and enjoyable vacation! 1 – 800 -919-9794