Posted on: September 27th, 2010 The Big Picture-No Bull (Part 2 of 2)
Do we need to say that one more time? We all know that most of our competitors will promise you anything and everything just to close a sale. Everything we say is the truth and, for the fourth or fifth time, you will enjoy yourself in our resorts and they are so good that people visit them just to enjoy them.
Our website has a few standard packages which are very popular but we are happy to provide you with your choice of more than 400 other all-inclusive beachfront resorts or more than 1,000 sole use private villas. You may enjoy any atmosphere you would like – adults only, small and quiet, big and vibrant, affordable and reasonable, ultra pampering (with butlers) and everything else in between. You are treating yourself in more ways than one with us.
Spend ten minutes thinking about this and it will hit you like a hammer. A better time costs less with us and you will reminisce about your holiday for years instead of thinking back to a quick fuck for a few weeks.
At the other end of the spectrum, the other common misconception is that sex is cheap in the tropics. Sure, it costs the same to sleep with a street walker in the tropics as with a street walker or crack whore in North America and Europe. Actually, street walkers here usually cost more than the crack whores near you.
Some people think it’s a good idea to purchase plane tickets and fly somewhere exotic in order to find a street whore who is as cheap as possible. Okay, but you can risk your life down the street from where you are right now cheaper and without the plane ride.
When you think about it, street girls, or girls from other service providers who are actually repackaged street girls, never expect to see you again and they don’t care about you no matter much you tip them. Why should they care, will they every see you again? Thinking back to the 20 million people mentioned earlier, how many of them will be replacing you on the airplane which is arriving tomorrow? There are a lot of horror stories about people who think they know better, that’s what happens when people insist on learn how things work the hard way.
Because these girls are cheap, they are pretty nasty and dangerous. However, be that as it may, they do provide our competitors with a lot of room for haggling. I wish we could offer you lower prices then they do in order to help bargain hunters with an easier decision but we provide high quality services so we can’t. Every competitor everywhere will probably be happy to underbid us in order to grab your sale but cheap crap is still crap and sometimes a bargain is not a bargain.
In our case, we take great care in the holidays that we present. It’s sort of like the difference between Godiva and Hersheys. Sure they are both chocolate, but would be safe to say that one of them is much better than the other? Certainly Godiva costs more but price does not mean the same thing as quality. Quality results only from the value of the raw materials you use plus the care and attention which is placed into the creation of the finished product. With the standard level chocolate, there are an average of eight insect legs in every bar. Is that level of quality worth the extra cost which greater care and attention plus better raw materials command?
It should be intuitively obvious that there is a difference in chocolate, women and everything else. Think about this, there are 50 different brands of bottled water. How can something which is colorless, odorless and tasteless come in 50 different varieties? If that’s true of water, don’t you think that some women are better than others?
We have found that a good holiday is not about the sex, it’s about the companionship during the rest of the day. Good chemistry is not about breast size or the way somebody looks in photos, it’s about warm personalities, inviting friendship and great atmosphere. Our ladies are quite a bit different from the Jerry Springer guests which most people who seek cheap prices expect to find.
Only a fool spends money on an airplane ticket and then seeks out the same kind of shit they have on a street corner as close to their house as their job is. For everybody else, we don’t price ourselves artificially high in order to take advantage of people who equate price with quality and we don’t scrimp on quality in order to price ourselves so low we are forced to market shit to suckers. Instead, we provide the best possible holidays at the best possible price.
Whatever your expectations, up or down, don’t get mislead by your past experiences with scams and foolishness. We cost less than North Americans and Europeans plus you will enjoy yourself with our ladies and our resorts more. At the other end of the spectrum, we cost more than street whores and bargain service providers but our girls won’t act like bitches and treat you like shit. There are a lot of myths and misconceptions about erotic tropical holidays, you will be happy you visited us no matter what you thought was a good idea before. Give us a call and we’ll be happy to help you find the best package which will be perfect in every respect for you.
